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He lands after launching into the air with his leading foot, studs up, on dembele's leg just above the ankle. He also got the ball in the process. These are the facts. Straight red for me.

"I know you'll be a *STAR* " Surely?

It looks very much like that's what he sings at 3:50

Hauntingly, achingly sad lyric...

@gezzer1231 First of all I'm not condoning anyone calling for players to be sent off, but the ref didn't need any help, it was a red; didn't get the ball and ended up making pretty hard contact with his shin. Not studs or malicious, just OTT. Bendtner is calling for the stretcher and Arsenal play...

@DestroidALL

No, his statistics are good, his form has been very very patchy to say the least. When you start calling Wilshere young player of the season a 'noob' you devalue your opinion further.

@CWDGunnereserves Well that's a relief :) it was the surface as much as anything took a wierd bobbly couple of bounces. It's nice to sign a 'youngster' who is a bit closer to the first team age-wise. Welcome to the club Jenks.

@benhabs

It wasn't, it was yellow. He didn't make much contact but I don't think many are complaining about the two yellows he was given. He looked shell-shocked.

Thierry Henry's goal is i think on a pre-season tour of Austria, sorry if it's been mentioned before. Couldn't work out why I hadn't seen it before. That's why people just politely clap after seeing a incredible piece of skill like that. Shouldn't be rated so highly if it's in a pre-season friend...

The "BANANA!" is already on the pitch at the start of the move in line with the top of the 6 yard box. And yes this is at the Brazil end. All a bit bizarre. Chucking a banana onto a football pitch has only one historical conotation.

Vermaelen. And Djourou is starting to come good, but I see the point and share the frustration.

@Tezcatlepocatl

no, it isn't. twat.

@slugandflea You'll probably have to take a run-up the length of earth's orbit to pick up the speed he was going in at.

@marc22vlc Well that works out fine, he's not at Barca... :D

@1andonlynathan

May I suggest that might not help the situation.

Plus his wife's probably about a hundred.

..And then strategically puke it all up again for my owner to find... As a kitty gift.

Nice.

Ha! Did everyone do what I just did and imagine him playing upfront at your club??

And drool...

Feel bad for Wolfsburg fans, their best player for ages (forever) and they just have to wait and watch him go.

If you obstruct the road and the police ask you to move and you don't, what's likely to happen? Not nice viewing, but honestly, get a grip.

@alfredgator LOL!!!