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Насчёт боя в звезде Азуры.

Сталкивался с таким глюком: после уничтожения трёх дремор маг пропадает. То есть, курсор на него указывает, а его самого - нет (не в невидимости он - а вообще физически недоступен). Я чуть мозг себе не сломал, бродя вокруг кристаллической стеллы и размышляя, чего от мен...

@Artyom2012

А, ну да: поспешил с комментарием про "взять листовки" :-)

Отыгрыш роли - это замечательно, конечно. Шкуру продать, кожу купить, непосредственно у скорняжной рамки = бизнес по-Валинорски, вполне в духе беспечного босмера, сына леса :-)

Но вот как ЛУЧНИК мог продать в Вайтране свои последние ЖЕЛЕЗНЫЕ стрелы, коих было over 9000? Они ж стоят копейки, а уби...

Кстати, не вполне очевидный момент: каждые 10 стамины, при левел-апе, прибавляют 5 к допустимой нагрузке. Ну и большая стамина сама по себе очень полезна (для силовых атак с зажатой клавишей, для спурта, для выцеливания с зумом).

А вообще, ролики Артура - это, наверное, лучший русский фэнтазийны...

Блэк просто хватанул какую-то болезнь от нежити (я так три дня, помнится, проходил и всё не понимал, чего меня хворым обзывают :-) ). Проверяется - через Tab - Магия - Активные эффекты.

В Морровинде, конечно, болезни сразу светились, на морде ГГ. Ну а здесь - интефейс уродский, консольный. Хотя ...

"Меня попросили выступить адвокатом в суде. Я взялся за дело всерьёз и с душой. Двух ментов у дверей из арбалета снял, по-тихому, прокурора дубиной по башке сходу огрел, и судье глотку перерезал. А мне говорят, что я не гожусь для защиты клиента. Скажите, что я сделал неправильно?" :-)

А вообще, ...

@JIaJIaJIaize

Ну, русская матрёшка, как гласит легенда, была создана в конце 19 века мастерами Звёздочкиным и Малютиным на основе японской "влагаемой" куклы. Творчески переработана и улучшена, конечно, концепция была. И это нормально, это хорошо, что взяли фишку, развили - и стал национальный бр...

Nice videos, but they would be sorta more convincing along with an actual, realtime fight against some guy who has one or two years of experience in, say, boxing (which is not completely unlikely for a street bully). Just to demonstrate that the narrator here is not only a theorist of street-figh...

The point is very simple. If u cannot knock-out or wrestle a specific guy when he has NO knife, u're likely to be dead trying to do it when he HAS a knife (and this means some 7-inch long rather deadly extension for his hand, nothing less or more).

So, if u're not 100% positive that u're BY FAR a...

Вообще-то, это кошка (три цвета). Но и впрямь суровая. Бизнес-леди :-)

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Early in April, under the moonshine

I am recalling your heart meeting mine

Ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding –

Somewhat bell was a-ringing

And its voice, and its voice

Bout our love was a-singing

I am recalling the croud of the guests

Your lovely face with the white wedding dress

Ding-ding-ding...

The more vegans - the more meat for mentally normal people.

These are domestic animals, ok?

They would never even exist if not to be eaten by humans. But being our food they however get some life. It's a lousy and short one, but still beter than nothing.

It's not the anthem of that time Germany as a state.

It's just Horst Wessel Lied as the anthem of NSDAP

Really thanks for the "deciphered" Russian lyrics and the English translation.

For I, being Russian, always failed to understand what they are singing here (it sounded like an Italian opera to me: great, rich, but just totally incomprehensible due to their accent:-) )

Though, it was really a ver...

Collecting shells seems to be by far more reasonable behavior than the actual conquest of Britain which proved to be of absolutely no use for the Roman Empire. At least, you can sell them shells as souvenirs:-)

Incitatus became the only member of the Senate who definitely was not a sheep.

Actually, not all the Greeks were "fighting against any form of slavery". Only the Spartans. By slaughtering their helot slaves during criptias. But other Greeks preferred using slavery to their advantage, rather than fighting it :-)

Nero was not the "first suspect" for setting Rome on fire. Christians were. And it doesn't seem utterly unbelievable, considering how they tried to destroy any pagan sanctuaries later on. Well, they hated Rome for being the most "evil" place on earth in their opinion. And there could be some hard...

The truth is, Incitatus was not only swift-footed, but also very intelligent and highly educated for a horse or a senator of that time. But what made him superior to an ordinary senator, he could not be bribed or blackmailed or inclined to treason. Nor could he stab his Emperor with a dagger. So,...

@66ott7

His friends were by far MORE typical jews of those times: stubborn religious fanatics, a pain in the ass for all empires which subdued them :-)

But Josephus was inclined to some reasonable coexistence with the Greek-Roman world. And he was the first jew in the history to be known as a wr...

@wengkeat5

The Britts must have been inspired by the example of Arminius who, by crushing three Roman legions some 60 years earlier, drove them out from the Central Germany for good. Had Boudicca defeated Paolinus, the Romans were likely to forget about Britain cuz actually they had no strategic...

Who would explain me how came that the poor Brittish people being so sacked with Roman taxation still had enough resources to rise a massive army of chariots? :-)

To say the truth, celtic nobles had some chariots (limos of their days), as many peoples used them before learning horseback riding. B...

Funny enough, but the Romans never whipped local queens and raped pincesses anywhere else. Imprisoned - yes. Slaughtered - yes. Razed entire cities to the ground and enslaved entire nations - yes. But it would be too stupid of them to just humiliate some influencial persons and then set them free...

Well, those Spartans who actually could face Romans were even worse fit warriors. They were some pathetic lazy drunkards by then, no match to the badass Leonidas' team at Thermopiles.

The legionnary forgot to throw his pilum. Else it woulda been over in a blink of an eye when fighting one to one like this :-)

This guy was totally insane, but he was something to remember even now. Contrary to most Antonins and Severs, who were responsible, competent, righteous... and dull :-)

Such freaks as Caligula, Nero, Commodus, Helioghabal are what makes the Roman history vivid and funny, even if the stories of th...

What's the gist of the ancient warfare: he who has more elefants - loses (given the enemy infantry doesn't consist of too impressive peasants and Greenpeace activists).

Hannibal was lucky in Italy to have too little of elefants left.

The same thing as with tanks in the WWII: the more you have, t...

@dalavera100

Sorry, but that's like saying "Napoleon was not French, he was Corsican" (though he was) :-)

But Alexander was a man of Greek culture, he was a leader of combined Greek forces, and nobody is sure about the exact ethnical origins of that time Macedonians (but they are believed to be ...

@aegisforex

Actually, there is. But it arose much later, in the times of the Eastern Roman Empire which was confronted mostly by Slavic tribes in Europe, so most of the prisoners (if the Byzantines were victorious) were of Slavic origin ("sclavines" in the new Greek), and so the word became comm...

That's nice, but what kind of "provocation" from Roman side was there with Sagantum?

The whole story looks pretty much like the beginning of the WWII. Maybe Romans also looked forward to another war with Carthago, but Hannibal was interested in it much more. So, it was he who provoked Rome by sie...

Hannibal managed to defeat Romans in three major battles slaughtering tens of thousands, but dared not to siege the Rome itself, knowing that the opposition would be fierce.

Alaric was beaten by Stilicho, but after his death just came to Rome, besieged it and eventually took it with bare hands, s...

@andrewmaksimov

Чел, ты дурак, что ли, конченый? Может, тебе ещё жертв ВОВ поимённо перечислить, чтоб какие-то там "вы" были рады?

Пушкин - был задирой известным. Вызывал - только в путь. Но где дошло до дела и кто в него стрелял?

Кюхельбекер. Старов. Балш. Зубов.

Достаточно?

Но что мне впрямь ...

I've been guessing for a while: where have I heard the song? The language seems to be slavic. Polish? Chezh?

Ah, that's from the Red October - then I recalled.

Nice song, nice voices, though I, being Russian, can hardly understand a word :-)

And nice video anyway.

@troubleboy

The idea that Russian shells were propelled by black powder must have arisen from the fact that one Russian obsolete battleship, Navarin, actually used it.

But the real problem was, of course, not with the shells or guns, but with the quality of leadership in the 2nd Pacific Squadron...

They both had enough firepower to kill each other, so the outcome would depend mostly on the skills and mere luck (like it was in the real Bismark vs. Hood battle).

Gneisenau had better velocity and maneurability, though. Here she prefers to become an obedient target having all her guns somehow d...

Сколько ж извращенцев, которые хотели посмотреть на смерть рыбака в пасти крокодила, обломились, обнаружив эту школатскую поделку, - и вознегодовали :-)

Да скормите вы сами кого-нибудь крокодилу, снимите на видео, и будет вам рейтинг :-)

@dshaw8771

Crushing every 10 mins? That's a real pain in the ass, I suppose. And I don't know, why.

As for me, once I played it on a completely obsolete P-IV-1500 with 1G RAM and it was somewhat more stable, crushing once an hour or so.

Some software conflict with other active apps, maybe?

But ...