About this user
The spoils of the riches have once again traded places with the phony righteous, and I feel that our days of innocence and prominence are dwindling. Although I have recently been trying of late to wean myself from the queen mother, I still feel as though I may not be able to get out alive. You will be instrumental in my effort to escape the clutches from the evil forces that are trying to take over my soul. You may be my last salvation. I fear that you will once again cast a stone my way. Be that as it may, your help is still much requested. A red lobster dinner awaits someone within this threshold of reason; a swift kick to the nuts awaits someone else within this same threshold. Now, that doesn't seem quite fair does it? As such, I have done away with many of my old habits, most of which have gone unchecked thus far, no thanks to you I might add. Nudy magazine day ensues, dinner will inevitably ensue, probably 3 times over for yourself. I thank you for you stature.
Age
110
Hometown
King Crab, AK
Country
United States
Occupation
Mall Shoplifter, Dog Catcher, Math Enthusiast, Bad Ass M.C.
Companies
Chino Detention Center of Los Angeles County
Schools
PetCo State University, Bachelor's of Dog Catching 97'
Interests
Petting stray dogs. Rollin' fags in the village. Smokin' pie-sticks.
