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I was ON AN AIDS WARD when my antibotics treatment dropped my T-Cell Count below 300. They had this patient named Richard who was a stone cold Handsome Fucker. He could have had any woman he desired (the nurses showed me his picture). Instead, he wound up on an AIDs ward with fullblown Aids (KP)...

LIFE is about stupid people making stupid choices. Is there REALLY a difference between a Porn Star catching Aids from a DP scene or a Coal Miner going down in the mines for 30 years who puts himself in the position to develop Brown Lung Disease so that he can put a roof over his family's heads...

I OD'd last night and now I'm dead..ohoh...no more getting PUSSY or getting HEAD. Lah dat dat...Being Dead's a Drag and that's no LIE...because I got High, because I got High, because I got high!!!

Bump and Grind music. Right now, she is turning her back to the audiance and pulling her little zipper down. Now she has kicked her long beaded dresss to the floor. She is wearing black panties, black stockings and garders and a red bra. Oooops, as you were talking, the bra came off!!! MAN, s...

That is so filthy---look at the silowettes in the background? They are simulating SEX!!! Come on baby, Do the LOCOMOTION with me!!! LOCOMOTION? Ommmm, I''m telling Mom!!!

This song has the greatest lyrics ever sung "If the Sky, that we look upon, should tumble and fall or the Mountains should crumble to the Sea. I won't cry. I won't cry. No I, won't shed a tear. Just as long as you STAND BY ME. Brill Building Music at its finest. I was sloppy drunk having dumpe...

@MolotovThug RACISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERIKA---they just sling it between the lines, that's all.

Assuming this was not FAKE, these two clowns were probably messing with an off duty policeman or a courier/jewler with a concealed weapons permit. Me, I would have shot the father in a New York minute. Asshole's tailing me and my girlfriend, then picks up a bat (weapon) and then approaches me. ...

Even when he's screwing around, Macca's tunes are amazing. Donovan taught the pluck & Picking technique to Macca that he would later use on BlackBird. He played it so effortlessly in the song but Macca had to learn that technique FROM SCRATCH!!! Amazing!!!

@TheSgtpeppers13 Macca was irrelavant in the 80's. He went from Rock & Roll God to Rock & Roll Surviver. Lennon needed Macca to mellow his strident tone while Macca Needed Lennon to prevent his overly syrupity songs from making people gag. Together, they were the APEX of Rock, separately, they...

FYI, That's Lennon doing the the TIGHT counter-point guitar Solo---I was suprised!!! You woulda thunk it would have been Lennon to have done the Solo 'jam' that was featured in the LP version---but that was Lennon's handywork!!! The insipid, uninspired Solo on the LP was Harrision's. So what d...

What an Amazing Aircraft. The B52 was a 1940s (WWII) design and is powered by GE J57 turboprops from the 1950s---so old and inefficient that virtually no one is alive who knows how to service them (its like working on the Wright Brother's Flyer!!!). Yet this aircraft is in FRONT LINE SERVICE as...

THE BEST SUB MACHINEGUN OF WWII, B-A-R None!!! I said SUB Machinegun, not Automatic Rifle like the MP43/44. This Roosky PPSH 41 dumps ammo in a New York Second and will take a beating in the field (like the Kalishnekov). Compare to the MP40, Thompson Model 1921-1928 and the Sterling and it is n...

@wojtuniakfrog It was a TANKER's Gun. Since all tankers had M1911 .45cal pistols, some bright-eyes thought it would be cool to issue tankers a Grease Gun to burn up all that .45cal ammo floating inside the Sherman or Wolverene. Grunts & Gunny SGTS carried Thompsons; Treadheads carried GREASE GU...

God, what a dogshit weapon!!! I'm sorry, but when you compare an M1919 with an MG42, there really isn't any comparison. The MG42 can shoot more rounds per minute down range and it can HOTSWOP an over-heated barrel in 10 seconds or less. How many H-O-U-R-S does it take to HOTSWOP a barrel on an...

This pisses me off. You see how UTTERLY COOL (and quick) it is to change out barrels in the MG 42? Try doing that with the M1919. Try doin' that with the M60. Try fuckin' doing that with a dog-shit SAW!!! All the Kraut Shit is SOTA cool. We MAY have won WWII but damn, if we didn't have THE ...

Permit me to translate this cartoon for those of you who don't speak Korean. This is an simple story about the EVIL US ARMY (USARC) buttfucking this little kid out of his backpay. The little kid wants to fight back but he's a piss-ignorant fucker when it comes to math. Don't laugh! How many of ...

@charold3 You ARE Right, Charold3, Kinda Sorta. The Stones were a Blues Outfit that came to the Mersy Beat/Brit Invasion scene late. The Pre '65 Stones LPs are dreadful to the point of being unlistenable. About mid '65 (Satisfaction) they found their voice but they were still in the Beatles' sh...

Hmmm! I always assumed the LP version was Lennon and the single Harrison---it was reversed?!!! The single is far superior to the LP version. Lennon worked out, in advance, where he wanted to go and it fits the middle 8 better!!!

Paul has brass balls for even attempting to play a Classical Piano Piece. George Martin must have been rolling his eyes until they locked upward because he was classically trained. Still, it was my favourite Pretentious part from the unwatchable/unlistenable LET IT BE. I view LET IT BE as the ...

Music must be made relative to one's time else it is entombed in another time. Me, I liked the music---it bounced as good as a King Victor 1926 song.

Can someone PLEASE POST the music video for this song?!!! The one on the beach?!!! They took it down and I can't find my copy!!!

Idiot #1 DID NOT MAKE IT!!!! NYE 2010 at 20 til midnite, I watched below as a 19 year old Idiot (Oldtown Sacramento), attempt to jump over a five foot gap between two freeway overpasses (100' drop). He jumped AND MISSED!!!! He did not die instantly. I heard him screaming for help. Ten minutes...

I'm sorry, but the MVP player in this game is good old number 44 and his SITZKREIG touchdown!!! He wanted to accept the trophy but they always make you pack light in the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM!!! That is one brotha who won't be flashing his superbowl ring in a NEW YORK CITY BAR anytime soon...

Damn it!!! Why is everything Hip & Happening so 'bloody English'?!!! I mean, how am I supposed to celebrate the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July when everything on my mufuggin' iPod is English? I mean, if we petition the Queen to send over the Royal Governor---can we move back h...

You know what I WOULDA DONE? Called for some backup!!! Tiger Wood's ex wife was REALLY GOOD with a 5 iron and we all saw what the bitch did to his car...

You people DO realize this is a DISCO SONG?!!! Blondie simply took disco to another level. Blondie started out as a Punk Rock outfit, zigged into New Wave while reclaiming Disco. You can see what Blondie did; they dumped the syruppy strings of 1976 Disco for DISCO with EDGE in late 70's-early ...

@bikabyo Dude!!! Them theiving car insurance worthless bastards are allowing you the opportunity to download this video for free and butt-fuck Blondie out of their royality cheques!!! I'd be a tad bit more grateful, if I were you---ya selfish bastard!!! FYI, i got to see Blondie LIVE when she ...

@MegaAndreNo I wish they offered French in HighSchool. French is Tre Cool. To qoute the Matrix. "There are approximately one billion languages and dialects in the universe; I chose FRENCH. Speaking French is like WIPING YOUR ASS ON SILK!!!

Wow!!! I lived the sixties and this is the first time I heard of OAR!!! It is stunning...it does all these little phase shifts and cut toos---it's kind of like Arthur Lee and Love's Forever Changes circa 1967. It's very UN MOBY Grape!!! I wonder what happened to 'Skip"?!!! Did he get treated...

FINALLY!!! Apple HEARD all the complaints with its iPhone 4S as to how complicated it was and thus the new APPLE iPHONE 5 was born. That is why APPLE is Number One!!! I've had my Iphone for 4 days and couldn't figure out where they hid the add contacts Icon---they snuck it into Utilities, the ...

DeGaul was an amazing man. HE was in charge in the disaster known as Ft Doulemont. He was taken prisoner and excaped. He was shot and left for dead. He was understudy to Marshal Petan. He broke with Petan and was treated for shit by the Americans & the British because he insisted on being a FULL...

It is painful to watch these fine british and French troops rushing forward to their doom!!! Did you know in the FRENCH wargames of 1938, the French Commanders PROVED an attack through Belgium was possible---the move was disallowed!!! It was the same in 1913. Generalisimo Michel predicted the G...

The GERMANS ALWAYS CHEAT!!! They Cheated in 1870 and they cheated in 1940. Nobody attacks a fortress by gliders---I mean NOBODY!!!! It's not in the rules and it is a violation of the Hague Convention of 1899 and 1907!!! Lousy Hun bastards!!!

The Damn Belgians and Dutch lost the war in the west. Holland was neutral in WWI and had the Kaiser living there. They ABSOLUTLEY REFUSED the French and British offers for joint operations. France & the BEF had two choices. Sit back and be invaded else attack Belgium before the Germans did. At ...