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So, why does the dead wife haunt the girl because her husband killed her?

@franciscojavierm It doesn't matter. How you feel doesn't determine greatness. Some dogs live and die in pain in gutters. Laika lived and died in pain in space.

@Hakkai87 Actually, Battlestar Galactica couldn't sue. They licensed the BG footage legally since it was cheaper and easier to license old TV footage than to actually create their own special effects.

I love the implicit message of this movie: Women who talk and think for themselves are evil, and the perfect woman is a mute woman who passively waits as an object. Good work 1950s. Good work.

So, is it just me, or is Hank completely unlikeable? First, he criticizes, dominates, and belittles his girlfriend for partying during their trip to party beach, then he shows no concern at all after her brutal murder and immediately goes after his next choice, then he completely half-asses looki...

@bloodystarcthulhu Joel's outfit is called Cinematic Titanic, and he's joined by Trace, Frank, Josh (Original Servo) and Mary Jo

@Redcamo19 Rifftrax if you like Mike, Kevin, and Bill, Cinematic Titanic if you like Joel, Trace, Josh, Frank, and Mary Jo

And the anniversary of the battle would be known forever as St. Megaweapon's Day

"Even birds have bony skeletons"

So, did people in the 50s not deduce from the fact that chicken dinners have bones that birds must have bones?

@CheesyGranola What do you mean "Should be"? It IS ADAM WEST'S THEME SONG!

I can't help but love this movie after Neptune Men.

Finally, a negative review of The Phantom Menace. I've been waiting a long time to hear a Star Wars fan complain about this movie, I can't believe I've never heard this before.

@Kintoun2107 Yep. A bold faced continuity error. Unless you assume that Pearl is flakey enough to have forgotten her own point. Alternately, MST3k might not be that concerned with continuity.

Mike's very lucky she didn't send him Branagh's version instead.

@WanderLink ...and commodification of the natural world that it stands on its own. I think ripoff is a term better suited for things like Gamera which clearly had no goal other than to be "Like Godzilla, but we own the IP"

It's Walter and Perry from Home Movies!

@BobaBaggins Well, the history of this film was that its two shorts were written as episodes of different horror series and the second was shot, but then the project was scrapped. Eventually Hollywood got the idea that family films were easy money, so they dug up the old footage, shot the most fa...

Anyone who thinks Hanna Barbera was cheap, remember that THIS was the alternative.

@Death81692 Okay, stop. That is the kind of comment that makes anime fans look dumb. No, this one song (which is closer to big-band or swing than Jazz) has not completely obliterated all the great masters of the entire Jazz genre. Appreciating that cool stuff comes out of Japan is great, but acti...

Huh, I had no idea that the Cold War Era military was woefully underfunded..

@EmilyDNelson Well, movie archaeology loves simple statements. "Oral folk histories about early man reacting to changing water levels and the beginnings of animal husbandry could have been exagerrated in such a way as to support some sort of historical precedent for later legends of major floods....

Still, this was a whole lot better than Green Lantern. And Superman Returns. And Catwoman. And Batman Forever. And Batman and Robin. And Iron Man 2. And Iron Man 1. And Aang Lee's "The Hulk". And "The Incredible Hulk.

Oh you are terrible, you are really terrible. You don't know the first thing about movies you're just rambling randomly. The world needs critics, people who can string ideas together, not just some doucheyguy who wants the world to find his flailing reactions sort of funny.

Okay, I have to say, are any of these at all educational? Is just saying letters educational? Is anyone able to follow this song in need of education? Or are parents just eager to distract their kids for a break while they listen to TMBG?

Go home and be a more confusing and badly paced plot.

You know TMBG, it's a cool song and all, but I hope you know that just saying numbers isn't really educational in any way.

There may come a day where the courage of the family man fails, but this is not that day!

He kicked their asses, for CANADA...I mean...AMERICA!

Go home and be a better sequel.

My life for Aiur...FOR AMERICA!

You stay classy...FOR AMERICA!

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Fox is only running this story to make people who attack racism look racist, and because they're embarassed that "You Mad Bro" started with someone making a fool of Bill O'Reil on his show.

Finally, a filmmaker Michael Bay can feel superior to.