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Looks like times have been hard on Urkel since Family Matters...

It's always sunny in philly brought me here, boners ;)

To hell with all this 36 people [insert video related comment], 36 people are just f**king stupid...

This is what happens when you get into a minecart without Short Round, Doctor Jones...

Stop focusing on the dildos for a second and check this out... How many of you know that this was the song that dude on the bus was listening to near the beginning of Shaun of the Dead?

Back when MTV used to mean something... When you could turn to that channel after school and listen to good music, now its just a bunch of sh**ty reality shows, but its still called MTV... That's like calling Pizza Hut and them saying, "Oh, we don't sell pizza, you need to call the book store if ...

That's the funniest 28 seconds of my life... Push the red button *beep* NO, NOT THAT BUTTON!!!!

Edward's got a fashion sense like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911!... also reminds me of when Stewie went to the future and saw Joe with Bonnie's legs, "Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!"

I guess Steve's never played RE or else he'd know to conserve his ammo... And by the way, for some reason, when you called Steve Ginger, that stung just a tiny bit as I'm Ginger as well, lol

This was the best thing ever! I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding, oh thank you... thank you for putting this on the internet... You're the greatest, man

I don't understand this game one bit, but I'm having so much fun listening to your commentary, lol

*sings* There's a two-faced baby on two long arms face-planting itself on the frog on the log in the bottom of the cell, there's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the cell... God, I'm stupid... :P

Woo... the only thing more terrifying than a sprinting zombie is a sprinting ghost, good lord... You know what would make this game even better? A couple of ghosts who do that weird fast head shaking thing like in Jacob's Ladder

I enjoy this show at such an unhealthy level... Listening to you guys and watching you pander to my twisted desire to blow stuff up in the microwave is just so delicious that it has to be fattening...

You're cute when you swear, lol

Good lord, I'm 22 years old and a guy and this game is scaring the hell out of me, lol. Man, Japanese people really know how to make scary sh*t. You know what, good for you girl, you definitely have more balls than I do cuz there's no way I'd be able to play this game :P

Alright, there's a few things worth stating... First of all, an LP by a girl is wonderful, it's hard to listen to a dude's commentary for me unless he's really funny, secondly, its seems Phoenix here has a slight southern accent, as I'm from TN, I find that appealing, and finally, you have a beau...

This is why the Egyptians worshipped these damn things, they're so f**king cute!!

Wow... back before auto tuning, back when real artists played instruments, back when MTV actually played music... This song was right, stupid people are the only ones breeding, now their kids are running everything today

I wanna see the guys from Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? on the show

So their names are Eph and Dash? That's cool, it sounds like they would be an old video game duo, like Sonic and Tails or Ratchet and Clank, I like it and they're so adorable

This is glorious! That beat doesn't give a f**k what you're doing, its coming in, and you owe it money

If you dislike this video, you don't have a soul. If watching laughing babies doesn't make you smile, you should just go die, because there is obviously nothing in this world that can bring you joy.

Jalapeño is the most interesting food in the kitchen... I don't always go into salsa, but when I do... I prefer picante

Best 911 call ever... "Oh no! You're screwed! AAAHHHHHH--" click

@cod4crazy10 Pepperidge Farm remembers

For you Futurama fans, who do you think would win in a fight between Dramatic Look Gopher and the Hypno Toad? Lol

Lure us in with promises of overweight children and epic fails, but then you give us a middle aged man and moderate screw ups... I'd rather get RickRoll'd

I feel like Stewie Griffin watching the commercial for the Best Thing Ever... (flaps hands repeatedly) I WANT IT!!!

Do you guys realize that this is a fantastic way to say "F**k you" to the terrorists? These guys make a living destroying microwaves by throwing whatever comes their way into them. With so many videos and subscribers, we're looking terrorism straight in the face and saying, "You don't scare me, I...

I wanted to say thank you for bringing back the intro, nothing get's me amped up for a microwave video more than a classic, "It smells like victory!"

I'll have a water. I'll have a water, too, but with lemon. I'll have a Sam Adams. Its 9 A.M., and don't you have an outstanding D.U.I.? Yeah, but I've gotta get the taste of pot and hooker spit out of my mouth. (pause) I'll have a Sam Adams, too. Always a good decision!

This episode made me feel soooo good inside... Now microwave the DVDs... and then the books... then the author... and then my head, so I can forget that this God awful mess ever existed

@Thetopmaster1 Pepperidge Farm remembers

I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't rent from Netflix, then f**k you

Just when you think you've seen everything, black microwaves, white microwaves, Ginger microwaves, dismembered microwaves, invincible microwaves, and resurrected microwaves... they give us zombie microwaves!

Jeez, guys, more than half the time, I'll think of a joke for one of your videos, but a few seconds later, you've already done it. First I was gonna make a Predator reference, but you got that one, then I was like, "Well, I still have Starship Troopers to fall back on... DAMN!" Lol

Did you guys know that the term "Mad as a Hatter" came from when hats were treated with mercury and the men who worked with it got mercury poison and it drove them "mad"? Who else loves 1000 Ways to Die?!?!