Malayalee Ambassador Malayalam

I'm a Malayalee Ambassador, talk straight without any prejudice and act right that so many Malayalees don't dare.
In 1897, Swami Vivekanada asked, "What inference would you draw except that these Malabaris are all lunatics, their homes so many lunatic asylums?" Earlier, Malayalis went to Digboi, the first oil refinery in the country to "dig boy dig" (make some money) which we had seen in old Satyan movies. Later, went to the Middle East. Expatriates are exploited in every possible way.
Here is Kerala today: GSDP $35.7B, highest literacy 97% and most media exposure, and highest life expectancy 73 years in India. 9.4% unemployment rate and 223 hartals in 2006 (mass strike which paralyzes everything). Alcohol sales are $1 billion. Arrack, toddy and other consumption is 3 times more than rest of India. Consumes 25% of national production of psychotropic drugs, 100 suicide attempts a day, 28 find realization., Economic output is $20 Billion. Exclude $4 billion remittance from overseas, 23% of women are beaten up. Plagiarism, bribery, corruption, nepotism, sabotage, Kerala University grade changing scandals, tampered records, and including hymenoplasty are all parts and parcel of the land. It is the land of sick politicians, buroctrats, God men, priests and nuns except very few.
People said, "Keralam is the God's own land." But no Malayalee wants to live there except the hypocrites who are able to cheat poor people over and over again. Today, Keralites dont know Malayalam or follow the old fashion of carefully careless which we could find in every Malayalam TV channel.
Then sing, "Keralammenu kettal thilakkanam chora" which was the old tricky trade mark. Without even hearing that, drugs and drinks are flowing plentiful in Keralam and no shortage of "boiling blood" (thilakkan Chora"). Is not a paradox that the only name of a language which even any drunkard can read from left to right or right to left (palindrome) without any change in spelling (not phonetically) is Malayalam?

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