So much to love about this brandly new PIF about using a FUCKING TISSUE YOU FUCKTARDS - now adapted and re-released with information about Swine Flu!

- The loving detail given over to the colletion of infected saliva and mucus as flies through the air, glistens on the lift buttons, and is wiped right down those jeans by the gormless tissueless prick.

- The equally loving detail given to the sound. This is a genuinely disgusting PIF.

- The world's sternest baby.

- The fact that for the joke to work they'll have to be in One Canada Square or something. And therefore Torchwood will have this man killed.

- The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation finally makes it to Earth.

- The world's bitchiest lift.

- Also the world's creepiest invisible surveillance-equipped lift.

- The genuinely strong use of high contrast black and white to signify contamination.

- The totally gratuitous record-scratching effect which is presumably just thrown in there for the sheer rollerblading hell of it.

- Seriously that baby's just totally disappointed in this guy.

- The EveryZing transcription: " Doors Thursday. Going -- yes. Coming down we bugs because I'm in the project its rules and saved his chance at Cleveland. Yes oh definitely. Going down."

I just wish they'd given him a sign and a cowbell because that would have made it perfect.

Directed by Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham. (less info)