Ph®ed

I am Ph®ed, the invincible black serpent fiend with ESP, Flamebreath, Tailswing, Spike Storm, Eyeglare, and Slay. I typically hold the form of a pathetic nerd named Ben. Beware when I take my true form! And now to weave my spell that you may obey my commands....
Hesbereck Etmorinay Gethwinthin Ferbis NEX!!!


For the record, Richard pwns all. Including me.


I am honored with Zorbak's answer to my question:

(removed) asks: O, Great and Awesome Emperor Zorbak, truly the most powerful necromancer in all of Lore and answerer of the greatest questions in life, which do you dislike less? Babies or puppies?

Zorbak answers: I dislike puppies more, because puppies are not only puppies... they are also babies. That is why I recommend kicking them.


Go to http://adf.ly/2FK0k to show me your support and to play my personally-programmed games. Let me know if you find any bugs and I'll try to fix them!


NAME: Ph®ed
STATUS: Missing. Last seen fighting Richard. If you see any strange-looking piles of ash, please call 9-1-1 to report immediately.
EYE COLOR: Blue.
HAIR COLOR: Brown
SEX: Male.... At least, before Richard got to me....
ORIENTATION: hunch
STYLE: all my own
AGE: 1,546,236.25

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