Hey I want you all to KISS MY ASS!!




TELL ME MORE!!!
[You]
cant think of anything!
[Brandon Heim]
lol i almost peed cuz i was laughing so hard
[You]
LOL
wow
[Brandon Heim]
tell me more more more more more more more
lol
[You]
fine
Soooooo after testing
we went to a farmers farm
asked what he was growing
he said
weed I MEAN TOMMATOES!!
and we were like woah
[Brandon Heim]
lol!!!!
[You]
chill out
[Brandon Heim]
i know
[You]
u dont need to yell to CHINA to say ur growing tomattos
(that wa part of the story)
[Brandon Heim]
k
[You]
and my bro brandon was all like
IM NOT FAT IMA LADY
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
and i was like
wtf
and he said SUCK MY TITTS
[Brandon Heim]
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
[You]
and we sucked on them all night long
[Brandon Heim]
ROFLMAO
[You]
not gaylike or anything
[Brandon Heim]
i know lol
[You]
so after that we went to the tommato farm and we say weed
and then brandon said
OO WEED
MY TITTIES ARE GUNNU BE SOOOO HAPPY
[Brandon Heim]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH''
HAHA
[You]
so we smoked it and then we were all like WOA
[Brandon Heim]
HA
ha
[You]
UR TITTIES ARE LIKE
GROWING
[Brandon Heim]
ROFMAO
[You]
I WANNA SUK THEM!!
soooo we went to "bed" and sucked tities AGAIN
you know it was like wo these were smaller before
[Brandon Heim]
roflshmsfoaidmtayomat
[You]
and then brandon was like
YAH TOLD YOU MYT TITTIES WOULD BE HAPPY
and then i got thirsty
so i sucked a bit harder and then all the sudden milk spouted out like a FREAKING FIRE HOSE!!
[Brandon Heim]
roling on florr laughing so hard my sombraro falls off and i drop my taco and you owe me a taco
[You]
We were DRENCHED IN MILD
MILK*
[Brandon Heim]
lol
LOL
ROFL
[You]
everybody was like OH BABY GIMME MORE TITTIES
[Brandon Heim]
XD
[You]
BUT NOBODY COULD GET TO THEM BECAUSE THE MILK WAS SPRAYING AT US LIKE A FIRE HOSE
[Brandon Heim]
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX
LOL
[You]
IT WOULD PUSH US BACK LIKE 50 FT
AND THEN WE WERE LIKE
FUCK IT!
IM GUNNU GO SNIFF MY DEODERANT
AND TEHN
WE WENT A TO ANOTHER SOCCER GAME
[Brandon Heim]
ROFLROFLROFLROFL
[You]
AND WE TESTED POSITIVE FOR ACID
I WAS LIKE WTF
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
DUDE DID WE EVER TAKE ACID?
BRANDON SAID
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
MY TITTIE MILK CONTAINS ACID
SORRY
[Brandon Heim]
lol
rofl
rofl
rofl
rofl
rofl
rofl
rofl
rofl
[You]
AND SO WERE WERE ALL LIKE
[Brandon Heim]
rofl
rof
[You]
WHAT
[Brandon Heim]
l'
[You]
AND THE BRANDON SAID
YEAH U WERE ALL DRUNK AND HIGH ON WEED
[Brandon Heim]
ll
[You]
THAT I GOT U GUYS TO SUCK MAH TITTIES
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
EEW
WTF UR
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
UR SO FAT
IM NOT FAT IMA LADY
[Brandon Heim]
ikr lol
lol
[You]
STFU LADY
IMA LADY
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
YWS I KNOW
[Brandon Heim]
rofl
[You]
SHUT UP COKANE KOBY
NO YOU SHUT UP TITTIE ACIT
[Brandon Heim]
lol
[You]
AND THEN WE DIED BECAUSE A FLYING TOILED OUT OF NOWARE JUST FELL ON ME
I SAID
AVENGE MY DEATH WITH
...
TITTIES
[Brandon Heim]
ROFL ROFL LOL!!!!!!
[You]
done
lol
[Brandon Heim]
that was halarious

well I am better than you