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Justin
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Child photography - if you read that read wrong you have some serious issues
They say I cant make jokes about blind people.. just watch me.
Don't make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates.
Apple is coming out with a product for Asians.... the iOpener
Juggling soap in prison because you are a fearless bastard.
Whoever says "You are as pointless as the White Crayon" isn't very smart. The White Crayon is rarely used, making its point fine.
I wrote a book on penguins. Paper would have probably been better..
#WeAllGotThatOneFriend whose laugh is always funnier than the joke
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats.
"If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all" Mimes must be the most hateful people on earth then.
Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong.
Nothing says "I'm a fat ass" like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool...
The victim was found with his penis in a jar of peanut butter." Well I guess he... *Puts on sunglasses* ...was fucking nuts!!!
I think some people should get two Facebook accounts... one for each face
Suicide is just another word for rage quitting.
Since when did bathrooms become photo booths?
Bet a female friend she can not touch her belly button with her elbows together. Watch and enjoy.
If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a li[ ]e
My english teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
Lazy Fact #2374293000238473 - You were to lazy to read that number.
Go deepthroat a cactus.
Kidz Bop Niggas in Paris: What's oodle, my noodle? What's toaster, my strudel? What's drawing, my doodle? What's that
puppy, a poodle?
"Mom, look!" "Very nice." Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking.
You only live once - LOL, JK, IM A CAT.
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "It's water" Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? Jesus! He did it again!"
The impressive part of Jeremy Lin is he's doing all this with his eyes closed.
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.
"I'm sexy and I know it." No, bitch. You're slutty and you blow it.
I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... it drowned.
Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?
There's a good chance you don't like me. However, there's even a better chance that I don't even care.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
A paper cut is a tree's way of getting the last laugh.
Put a bumper sticker on your car that says "honk if you have a small penis", and then intentionally cut people off in traffic.
The awkward moment when you think your falling off a building and have a spaz attack in your sleep.
Any chance that you're Japanese? Because I wanna get in japanties.
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong.
Saying "no" before someone finishes their sentence
Strangers can become bestfriends just as easy as bestfriends can become strangers. Sad, but true!
Violence is not the answer. LMFAO JK, COME AT ME BRO.
"Did you fall?" No, I just attacked the floor backwards.
What if oxygen makes our voices deeper, and helium just brings it back to normal?
Funny how everybody who supports abortion has already been born.
Never share your problems with anyone, cause 20% don't care and 80% are glad you have them.
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if they're right." "I don't care."
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
My problem is that I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people even if they don't deserve it.
Okay = every things cool.
Okay? = you make no sense.
Okay... = you are creepy.
Okayyy = I dont care.
k. = I am pissed.
Exaggerations went up a million percent last year.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm just doing something more important.
That awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
Friend: "I hope you burn in hell!"
You: "I hope you step on a lego piece in the dark!"
Friend: *GASP* "Take that back!"
If dicks had wings your mouth would be an airport.
"HAHA, FAIL!" "Yeah, just like your dads condom you bitch!"
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Swarthmore, PA
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Ambushx
(3 days ago)
v Talk shit and then block = no balls
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BrockRYS
(3 days ago)
stop fucking trolling me and my clan. you're a little bitch who knows lives off trolling people. what joy do you get out of it. it's annoying. stop fucking trolling and do it on someone else. shit.
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BrockRYS
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BrockRYS
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nice couple of jokes you got there.
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commandwtf
(2 weeks ago)
funny how everybody who supports abortion has already been born.
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commandwtf
(2 weeks ago)
Never share your problems with anyone, cause 20% don't care and 80% are glad you have them.
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SycohDesigns
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<3 Check me Out! I do custom controllers!! P.S. Your Channel is Sick!!
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all my vids are unlisted.
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