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Eminem Rihanna PARODY Love the way you lie: Key of Awesome #27!
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Eminem Rihanna PARODY Love the way you lie: Key of Awesome #27!
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Lyrics and vocals by Mark Douglas
Rihanna vocals by Anastasia Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
Rihanna played by Bobbi Jo Kitchen
LYRICS
Just gonna ride past you on my bike
That's allright because I'm not sure who I like
Why did you give me an Indian burn
I told the Principal because it really hurt
You're such a stupid jerk
I can't tell her that I like her I can only shoot her with a spitball
She should know it means the same thing after all
I threw glue at her just to get a reaction
She was a distraction from addition and fractions
Drew a you a picture of her cus I thought she was neat
We've always been close 'cause we have assigned seats
I'll never forget when I passed her that note
She checked the box yes and that's all that she wrote
From then it was great and we had a play date
We played House and she made me a fake play dough steak
The next day I saw something that I'll never forget
She was playing and laying with Kyle in the ball pit
I started to cry and lay down on the floor I said
you're a fartface I don't like you no more
I want you out of my heart but you're stuck like a splinter
Goodbye, my mom's calling me for dinner
You said mean things and you ran away
That's okay it must've been opposite day
You stole my heart and you stole my bike
That's allright because I love the way you like
I love the way you like
Now, I apologize for wiping boogers on your jacket and backpack
I wish that I didn't I wish that I could back track
To the day before they made me sit in the corner
This feels like a third grade restraining order
I knew that I loved you at first but I fought it
My heart was a kickball then you suddenly caught it
I'm sorry but there's something I must confess
It was me who ripped off your Nintendo DS
I felt bad and returned it while you were busy nappin'
We're together again it's just like it never happened
I dressed up like Weasly and you were Hermoine
You said you had spells that could make me less whiny
You colored inside of the lines of my heart
Cause you opened me up and then you cut a fart in my heart
I'm so bored with this game that we're playin
I guess that's why they call em bored games
Well I am rubber and you are glue
Words bounce off of me and then stick on to you
Did you just call me a doo doo pie
That's all right. I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
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I don't own this, all credit goes to BarelyPolitical
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I don't own this, all credit goes to BarelyPolitical
Since i never found a lyric video for the "Santa and I Know it" parody, i made a lyric video
Thank you for all your comments and views :)
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
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Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
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LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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