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Allensmackerman commented 6 months ago

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Meet The Scout (Russian)

Младший из восьми пацанов с южной окраины Бостона, с малых лет учился решать проблемы кулаками. С семью старшими братьями за спиной, привык доводит...

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Allensmackerman said:

@StephaneGana And then they fucked.

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  Team Fortress 2: Meet The Spy (Russian)

  Google Translate:

  Первичная: Revolver

  Среднее: Electro сапера

  Melee: Knife

  Приспособления: Disguise Kit / Маскирование Смотреть

  Он головоломка, ...

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  Allensmackerman said:

  Nice dubbing! Of course, I don't speak Russian, but if the words are the same as the english version, then this is still really well done.

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  meet the heavy... IN RUSSIAN!!!

  meet the demoman is OUT

  http://www.youtube.com/watc...

  this is the russian version for meet the

  heavy

  stay tuned meet the demo man is...

  30,834 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @KhmerDubbed I think they can do that with CGI. They do it with some CGI films from other countries that are sent to America. I think they can just send the files to whoever, and then the people who recieve the file just re-animates the mouths.

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  Meet the Medic

  Not every mad doctor lives in a castle surrounded by villagers with pitchforks. Sometimes they live in the trenches, where there's plenty of spare ...

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  Allensmackerman said:

  @Slinja Sexual heeealiiiiiiing

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  Celtic Woman - A New Journey - You Raise Me Up

  Purchase Info and Tour Dates: http://www.celticwoman.com/

  Celtic Woman - A New Journey: Live at Slane Castle, Ireland 2006

  Title: You Raise Me Up...

  10,314,091 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  Oh god, this one makes me cry. :C

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  I am heavy artillery

  Heavy artillery

  1,000 views! Niiiiice!!!!

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  Allensmackerman said:

  I GET IT!

  Because he's on the pavement!

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Allensmackerman commented 7 months ago

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Meet The Demo Lungfish

This one isn't as good as my last one ,but I dunno maybe some people will like it. Pleas tell me what you think of it.

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Allensmackerman said:

Millions of years of evolution has crafted a most cunning predator.

"DO NOT LOOK AT ME"

Truly, the Soldierbill Stork is a master of camouflage.

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  Meet The Demo Lungfish

  This one isn't as good as my last one ,but I dunno maybe some people will like it. Pleas tell me what you think of it.

  17,642 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  Oh, so that's how they explain the re-spawning in the game. It's all reincarnation.

  And sometimes this happens.

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  PYRO HATES BIRDS

  The Pyro is the evil one here. -_-

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  Allensmackerman said:

  @ReimuHakureiShrine I THINK WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON THAT DAY

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Allensmackerman commented 7 months ago

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Nestle - Thin woman In A Fat World - commercial

Don't be upset. with Nestle la cremeria 3%,

its not so easy to become fat.

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Allensmackerman said:

I love how all the skinny people here are getting offended by this commercial.

The adoration of millions, being the preferred body type in most countries, and being able to be as unhealthy and gluttonous as they want without any scrutiny apparently isn't enough for thin people. They have to hav...

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  Nestle - Thin woman In A Fat World - commercial

  Don't be upset. with Nestle la cremeria 3%,

  its not so easy to become fat.

  177,143 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  I love how all the skinny people here are getting offended by this commercial.

  The adoration of millions, being the preferred body type in most countries, and being able to be as unhealthy and gluttonous as they want without any scrutiny apparently isn't enough for thin people. They have to have...

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  Nestle - Thin woman In A Fat World - commercial

  Don't be upset. with Nestle la cremeria 3%,

  its not so easy to become fat.

  177,143 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @doable1 And yet she'll still never get laid looking like that. :C All them crunches for nothin', bruh.

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  Nestle - Thin woman In A Fat World - commercial

  Don't be upset. with Nestle la cremeria 3%,

  its not so easy to become fat.

  177,143 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @madmaxninja08 You're a bigot. Who the fuck cares what you think?

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  Nestle - Thin woman In A Fat World - commercial

  Don't be upset. with Nestle la cremeria 3%,

  its not so easy to become fat.

  177,143 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @APEEEEEx3 You've got the world on a metaphorical platter and you people still complain. Amazing.

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  "Baseball" - Dan Vs.

  Dan's next target? America's pastime! See him take on "Baseball" this Saturday at 8:00 PM ET.

  16,015 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  I laugh whenever Dan gets hurt.

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  "Dan Vs." - Premieres 1/1/11

  Meet Dan - the newest member of the Hub family and star of our new show from Film Roman, the animation studio that brought you "The Simpsons" and "...

  10,932 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  OH WOW! HE'S SO MALCONTENT THAT EVEN HIS SHIRT SAYS "JERK" ON IT. WHAT AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER TRAIT.

  God, how many times are producers going to fall back on creating this same type of character? The "sympathetic jackass," I mean. I'm so sick of this. People like this aren't sympathetic at all. Pe...

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Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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Not Acceptable R-word PSA

"Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

1,150,542 views

Allensmackerman said:

@kevdub9003 Just say "stupid." How hard is that?

My generation is a bunch of fucking imbecilic wise-asses.

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  Not Acceptable R-word PSA

  "Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

  1,150,542 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  To those whining and bellyaching about "MAH FREEDUMB UV SPEECH!!11"

  You're not a shining defender of the first amendment, fighting the "tyranny" of political correctness by spewing slurs at minorities. You're just trying to justify being a massive jerk.

  You're obviously not ashamed of being a j...

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Not Acceptable R-word PSA

  "Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

  1,150,542 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @xcalibur4ever You and I both know that "the literal definition of 'retard' is 'slow'" isn't what people are thinking of when they use it as an insult.

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Not Acceptable R-word PSA

  "Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

  1,150,542 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @Longover1986 So, become active in the circles dedicated to addressing anti-redhead bigotry. Chances are you won't, as you were probably just using the "ginger" thing as an example of how you think minority activism is "stupid" and weren't actually serious about it.

  Slurs have traditionally been...

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Not Acceptable R-word PSA

  "Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

  1,150,542 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @secondrule Most traditional swear words have no tenuous historical connection to oppression. There's a difference between swear words and bigoted slurs. Oh, but hey, nice job trying to sweep the rug out from under our feet, so to speak.

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Not Acceptable R-word PSA

  "Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

  1,150,542 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @toises987 "My only hope is we can work against this ignorance."

  "Your genes should be weeded out of society."

  Uh-huh. "Ignorance," you say?

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Not Acceptable R-word PSA

  "Not Acceptable" is a powerful and compelling 30 second television PSA which gives voice to a variety of diverse communities each of whom expresses...

  1,150,542 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @Nigralurker Nope. You're just unclear on the nature of disabilities and how varied they can be, that's all.

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Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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The Young Turks - Braying, Stupid, Hypocrites

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Allensmackerman said:

@weseyedwalk And number two would probably be that you think he's a secret Muslim, or a Kenyan "Manchurian candidate," right? Come on. Come the fuck ON. Comparing a few servicemen being killed along the border to the hundreds of innocent middle-easterners killed, up-heaved, wrongfully detained, t...

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  The Young Turks - Braying, Stupid, Hypocrites

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  Allensmackerman said:

  @4thinfantry112 Make me, stupid.

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  Revenge of the Fatties Returns

  Like all insensitive hosts, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn bring back the infamous fat suits for the last time, right in the face of the public's wr...

  15,655 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @otherwiseelsewhere 1. Giving them a taste of their own medicine.

  2. People I've never met don't like me on the comments of a video that I haven't visited in four months. However will I cope?

  3. Again, there's a difference between legitimately being a bully, and bullying the bully right back to...

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  Revenge of the Fatties Returns

  Like all insensitive hosts, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn bring back the infamous fat suits for the last time, right in the face of the public's wr...

  15,655 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @SlappyFrankenstein THANK YOU.

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Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

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Allensmackerman said:

@mayakiixgostmama ...And cruelty.

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @mayakiixgostmama American culture and society entice this kind of development. We worship the people who don't matter while degrading the people who don't by calling them nerds, elitists and know-it-alls.

  The country has a really toxic preoccupation with promoting and praising stupidity and sha...

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @kealan8010 Nah, I'm not like him. I'm standing up for people who don't deserve to be harassed, mocked and disrespected, and turning the harasser's own bitterness back on them, and the only people who could possibly cry foul are other assholes, who will probably just call me a "white night" out o...

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

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  Allensmackerman said:

  @kealan8010 Why do people like that character so much? Al Bundy was a belligerent, lazy, sociopathic dimwit who seems to be idolized by people who are just as stupid and shallow-minded as he was. He lashed out at people for the apparent cardinal sin of having a better outlook than him, dragging t...

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @mayakiixgostmama It's fucking pathetic, right? And it's all a fucking ruse to keep people's mind away from important things, like politics.

  Look at these dimwits here. These magazine-worshipping flakes will someday be running the country.

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @mayakiixgostmama It's fucking pathetic, right? And it's all a fucking ruse to keep people's mind away from important things, like politics.

  Look at these dimwits here. These are the people who will be running the country, eventually.

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @StumpytheLeper Making fun of someone for being smarter than you is pathetic. It's GOOD to be smart. More people SHOULD be philosophical or insightful. What's wrong with you that you see these qualities as something to mock?

  You're about as insightful as a tree branch, and twice as gaunt.

• Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @StumpytheLeper Man, to hear you vultures crow, it must really suck being privileged and well-off. Yeah, poor you, getting all that attention.

  You have no idea what it's like. Maybe you should be "ugly" for a while. Taking you down a few pegs might be good for you.

  "Change yourself and society ...

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Allensmackerman commented 8 months ago

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Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

24,822 views

Allensmackerman said:

@gettavid What on earth is there to be jealous of?

A couple of glittery, rattling bone sacks in wigs who put themselves in a puffy suit to see what life is like for the pauper. Oh my god, I'm like, TOTALLAH jelly.

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @gettavid OMG! HAHA! OMFG! LIKE, MY BFF JILL?

  God, and they say "children are the future?" Our planet is doomed.

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 2

  Part 2 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  24,822 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @mytruepower2 "If you had any solid view on the subject yourself, I'm sure you would have stated it.

  As it is, I'm proud of having an actual viewpoint."

  I want to get you a medal for that.

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 1

  Part 1 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  36,480 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @nedasilyah I'd rather have a partner who's Rubenesque over one who's Gollum-esque.

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  Entertainment Tonight: Leyla & Brooke's fat suit 1

  Part 1 - ET's undercover investigation transformation. Leyla & Brooke go from a size "2" to "22"

  36,480 views

  Allensmackerman said:

  @kealan8010 Yes.

  Learn actual biology, don't just read the pamphlets of your latest diet fad.

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