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AllahHumpedMyPoodle

Latest Activity

Aug 25, 2007

Date Joined

Aug 25, 2007

About this user

My user name is not intended to be offensive, it is based on a real incident which occured when a neighbor's swine attempted to breed with one of my poodles.
It wan't my idea to name his pig "Allah"...

* I have four brothers named Mohammed.

* I once had a crush on my neighbor's goat.

* I am married, but I have to wait until my wife is 13 before we may procreate.

* I was absolutely amazed to discover that cellphpones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs!

Age

Hometown

Mazār-e Sharīf

Country

West Bank

Occupation

I refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to beer...

Interests

Blaspheming the prophet, fast cars, hot camels!

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