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"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro." Hunter S. Thompson
Whenever the Government says they are going to keep you safe, get ready, because you are going to lose your freedom!
"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye." ~ Bill Hicks
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and i'm all out of bubble gum!
All truth passes through three stages: First - it is ridiculed. Second - it is violently opposed. Third - it is accepted to be self-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer 1788 - 1860)
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is for good (wo)men to do nothing."
Edmund Burke
"The exact contrary of what is generally believed is often the truth."
— Jean de la Bruyère
Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws ~ Confucius
It is dangerous to be right, when those in power are wrong. Voltaire
Condem nation without investigation, is the height of ignorance.
"It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" -- George Carlin
It is dangerous to let people peek behind the curtains of illusions. People get easily disillusioned and then they get angry, because it was the illusions they loved. W Somerset Maugham
"For the first time in human history, the entire Planet is awake and aware, staring the elite in the eyes." (Zbigniew Brzezinski)
Nothing happens by chance!
... because you can handle the Truth!
Love is sublime ... not subliminal!!
THE TALKING DOG
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking dog for sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes around the back and sees a nice-looking labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?", he asks.
"Yep," the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock, he asks: "So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says:
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government so I joined the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down."
"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I finally got married, had a lot of puppies and now I'm retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the owner says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why are you selling him so cheap?"
"because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Whenever the Government says they are going to keep you safe, get ready, because you are going to lose your freedom!
"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye." ~ Bill Hicks
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and i'm all out of bubble gum!
All truth passes through three stages: First - it is ridiculed. Second - it is violently opposed. Third - it is accepted to be self-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer 1788 - 1860)
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is for good (wo)men to do nothing."
Edmund Burke
"The exact contrary of what is generally believed is often the truth."
— Jean de la Bruyère
Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws ~ Confucius
It is dangerous to be right, when those in power are wrong. Voltaire
Condem nation without investigation, is the height of ignorance.
"It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" -- George Carlin
It is dangerous to let people peek behind the curtains of illusions. People get easily disillusioned and then they get angry, because it was the illusions they loved. W Somerset Maugham
"For the first time in human history, the entire Planet is awake and aware, staring the elite in the eyes." (Zbigniew Brzezinski)
Nothing happens by chance!
... because you can handle the Truth!
Love is sublime ... not subliminal!!
THE TALKING DOG
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking dog for sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes around the back and sees a nice-looking labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?", he asks.
"Yep," the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock, he asks: "So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says:
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government so I joined the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down."
"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I finally got married, had a lot of puppies and now I'm retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the owner says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why are you selling him so cheap?"
"because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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