Everybody who views this page, I welcome you. I may not have any videos, but I probably won't upload any in the near future. Especially if people I know find my page. Because those people are dickheads. And a few are whores and I believe they know it considering how much of the old "cock-in-mouth" they receive. But I digress. (Not really.)
I love watching Jane Austen adaptations especially the point where the lovely one is on the horse (omnomnomnom).
I love watching shows for middle aged men like QI and mock the week. I love comedians such as Dylan Moran (as you can plainly see^), Julian Barratt, Sarah Millican, Noel Fielding, Milton Jones, Sean Lock, and Bill Bailey.

I enjoy buzzin' with me bezzies and de loike, playing games that everybody hates (no hipster intended just sad life. I don't realise these games are shit unless people tell me.), Music, Film, (I can't say books considering I have only read two good books and the rest all Jacqueline Wilson books from when I was but a lad. Don't worry, I have all the shame I need. I plan to read sometime in the future), Stephen Fry (I was so upset when I found out he was gay. Anyone I ever found attractive turned out gay, dead, or a complete dickhead now. Except Tom Waits he still fly. And Cillian Murphy but mainly for his looks I'm sorry.)

Can someone please let me know if they had strap-ons in roman times because in the whore house in the show Spartacus they did and I want my facts historically correct please let me know in my comments thank you.

Things I Utterly Despise:

Taylor Momsen, Glee, Spartacus the tv show, Ricky Gervais, Dappy from NDubz, Modern/Square furniture shit, dumb fucks in my school (practically everyone), titties, when I start talking like I know everything about something but know feck all, ur mom.

Now tits, or GTFO.