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AlexisBrookeM
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3 weeks ago
@jeffpicks - "She's gurgling like she got a mouthful of cum! SWALLOW BITCH!"
A mouthful of the Latin word for "with"?
A comment possessing as much sense as it does class and tact. Marvelous job.
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Isn't the ability to clearly express yourself sort of a prerequisite for being *any* news anchor, much more the "world's greatest"?
The *only* intelligible word that came out of her mouth the entire time was the very last word she said: "buttocks"
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How pretty am I out of 100% ? Read description.
K... I've basically done a preview of my face, so please comment it on 1-100 %. Sorry, really wanted to do a thing on YouTubeBut no microphone, lol...
I do not quantify people's physical attractiveness.
I *can* tell you that, whatever it was that compelled you to seek out the approval of a bunch of schmucks on YouTube, it's unwarranted.
You remind me of Zooey Deschanel, if that tells you anything.
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How pretty am I out of 100% ? Read description.
K... I've basically done a preview of my face, so please comment it on 1-100 %. Sorry, really wanted to do a thing on YouTubeBut no microphone, lol...
I do not quantify people's physical attractiveness.
I *can* tell you that, whatever it was that compelled you to seek out the approval of a bunch of schmucks on YouTube, it's unwarranted.
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AlexisBrookeM
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3 weeks ago
How To Shut Up Pesky Creationists
Easy to understand evidence for a common ape-like human/chimp ancestor. One of thousands of collaborating pieces of evidence, but this one is very ...
@jessydaytime - "MrLJblood has no patience with ANYONE who does not share is opinion. That's why he gets spammed so much."
After spending the past twenty minutes reading everything in this thread since my post earlier this morning, I've become significantly more convinced that MrLJblood (and *ma...
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How To Shut Up Pesky Creationists
Easy to understand evidence for a common ape-like human/chimp ancestor. One of thousands of collaborating pieces of evidence, but this one is very ...
@Fountaiin - "lol... You're using the ability to look both ways as a justification for extreme ignorance."
Sorry, I don't follow you.
I'm not "justifying" *anything* with the "looking both ways" analogy. I'm simply using it to demonstrate that even "people of faith" base the vast majority of ...
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How To Shut Up Pesky Creationists
Easy to understand evidence for a common ape-like human/chimp ancestor. One of thousands of collaborating pieces of evidence, but this one is very ...
Creationists simply exempt their religious beliefs from the sort of logical, rational scrutiny that they apply to almost *every other* aspect of their lives (this is, of course, to varying degrees; I must confess that I have encountered *quite* a few Creationists that seem to be perfectly content...
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How To Shut Up Pesky Creationists
Easy to understand evidence for a common ape-like human/chimp ancestor. One of thousands of collaborating pieces of evidence, but this one is very ...
@barbaro267 - "we base everything (our beliefs, values, and every aspect of our lives) in FAITH"
That *really* isn't something you should bragging about.
"Faith" is belief in that which is unsupported or contradicted by evidence. Thus, faith is utterly worthless as a method of truth-verificatio...
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How To Shut Up Pesky Creationists
Easy to understand evidence for a common ape-like human/chimp ancestor. One of thousands of collaborating pieces of evidence, but this one is very ...
@steviej321
Don't forget that the Big Bang Theory is also supported by accurately predicted ratios of universal elemental abundance resulting from primordial nucleosynthesis, figures that are precisely correct over forty orders of magnitude.
And common ancestry of humans and chimps is proven i...
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The Stupidest Bid on The Price is Right
This dumb idiot thought i'd be smart to bid $250,000 for a Price is Right showcase. Can you guess what happened?
@ghrostad - "Stupidest isn't a word stupid!"
Um... yes, it is.
I hope you're not meaning to insinuate that it's a *number*.
What would possess you to think that "stupidest" isn't a word? It's the superlative form of the adjective "stupid".
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Pretty or Ugly?
I think uglier.
I wouldn't consider a relationship so superficial and meaningless that the possibility of being "dumped for someone else" exists to be one worthy of even entering into in the first place, much less concerning myself over the minutia of its termination or the subsequent subject of my former partne...
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AlexisBrookeM
commented
3 weeks ago
First question wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
the 100 dollar question, the easiest question on the show.. wrong!
@ThePlutonicSole - "I can't understand people who laugh at him because it is very nervous for everyone who sits in a hot seat."
They *probably* laugh at him because he did something incredibly stupid, and ended up paying the price for it.
The incredibly stupid thing wasn't, per sé, saying "wat...
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Kevin Smith Calls His Mom (Million Dollar Winner) - Who Wants to be a Millionaire [Classic Format]
After becoming the first $1,000,000 winner on the classic syndicated version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Kevin calls his mom to give her the ...
@MsHyperTutorial - "hes a wizard, he dont need the 1.000.00 dollar"
Wait, he only won a *dollar*? o.O
I need to go rewatch the video...
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Funny Ass Jeopardy Question
A funny moment in jeopardy history.
While Ken's answer *was* genuinely funny, it doesn't actually fit the question.
First, the gardening tool is a "hoe", so the two are not even the same word to begin with.
Second, "ho" is short for "whore": a woman who engages in sexual activity for monetary compensation. While many people *do* ...
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Complete Idiots on Jeopardy 2
Aren't college students supposed to be smart? These dumbasses just can't get any stupider! Just to be nice, Trebek plays along.
@GagarinCCCP - "This is so funny its stupid"
Actually, this is more of a case of something being so stupid that it's stupid.
I can't believe someone wasted their time making this. It's about as funny as cancer.
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Possibly the Funniest Game Show Answer Ever
Possibly the funniest game show answer in the world.
@GamerLink5 - "why did the host yell at the guesser?"
"Pill-pusher" is a euphemism for a drug dealer.
It isn't that the answer was "inappropriate", it's simply that they probably weren't expecting that phrase to come up, so Pat Sajak was just giving the guy some good-natured ribbing about his ...
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Audience Fails at Life on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
The title speaks for itself. And I thought that the guy losing on the $25,000 question because of the audience was bad enough.....
@SamuelJoaodaSuica - "And "dumb ass" are two words, not one word..."
Actually, the phrase "dumb ass" refers specifically to an ass that is dumb. It would probably only be appropriate for describing a stupid donkey.
If you're looking for the disparaging slur against a stupid *person*, that'd be...
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Play Her Off, Keyboard Cat
Keyboard cat handles a FAILURE AT THE SECOND QUESTION in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
@sijmenjan - "That is for separating the items.
"The three winners are: John, George and Gina""
Of course, if you're going to employ the comma for separating items in a series, you need to actually *use* them. You seem to've misplaced one in your example.
"John, George, and Gina are the winn...
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Who want to be a Millionaire ? He loses on the first question !
Who want to be a Millionaire ? -
He loses on the first question !
Total prize money : $0
Owned !
He Failed !
Worst contestant ever ! ahahah
Move ...
Just exactly how *stupid* can a person be?
I mean, seriously... it's not like he merely said, "'A', final answer." He actually said, "'A', 'that's the last stick', final answer." The words "that's the last stick" actually *came out of his mouth*, he *heard himself say them*, and he *still* fol...
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AlexisBrookeM
commented
3 weeks ago
One Question Atheists Never Answer
Something that confuses, I think, everyone.
@AlexisBrookeM
Please, feel free to ask any followup questions after you've read the "On the Origin of the Universe" article; I'll be happy to help answer anything I can. I also have another, much *longer* article (although still only, say, fifteen pages), describing the history of the univers...
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One Question Atheists Never Answer
Something that confuses, I think, everyone.
The problem lies with the question itself. Asking how the universe "got here" implies that, at some point, the universe *wasn't* here, and this simply isn't the case. Nothing ever "came from nothing", because there never *was* "nothing".
I've got a link I think you'll enjoy. Although it's sho...
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Always keep firmly in mind that any theist who asks any question along the lines of "what's stopping you from raping and murdering if you don't believe in God?" has unwittingly shown themselves to be an inherently amoral person by revealing that *they* cannot think of any reason not to do these t...
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A Joke for Atheist Mathematicians
If you don't understand this, perhaps you're not an atheist mathematician.
Before you do as others before you have done and challenge my definitio...
@AlexisBrookeM
If all else fails, you *should* be able to type either of the following URLs into the address field, and then just navigate to those three articles via the sidebar on the left:
tinyurl .com /universe-origin
tinyurl .com /universe-history
YouTube is notorious for rendering the p...
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A Joke for Atheist Mathematicians
If you don't understand this, perhaps you're not an atheist mathematician.
Before you do as others before you have done and challenge my definitio...
@AlexisBrookeM
Ermm... weeell, those URLs *were* working. {laugh}
You may have to put before them:
h t t p s : / /
(Without spaces, of course.)
If they still don't work, I apologize... the main site's URL is:
sites.google.com/site/alexisbrookex/
And the three articles about atheism and ag...
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A Joke for Atheist Mathematicians
If you don't understand this, perhaps you're not an atheist mathematician.
Before you do as others before you have done and challenge my definitio...
@RoadRunnerLaser - "As far as the gods I've heard and read about so far, I'm a gnostic atheist."
I'm a weak atheist and a weak agnostic. The following three links sorta explain why (they're all quite short, and I think you'll appreciate them):
sites.google.com/site/alexisbrookex/atheism-and-ag...
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Kent Hovind Vs A Real Scientist
Comment rating disabled due to a concerted effort by creationists to flag down pro-evolution comments.
The Trolling With Logic Team & special gues...
@SoulfulCommute - "Evolution is a Religion because..."
A "religion" is a faith-based belief system regarding the supernatural.
The Theory of Evolution is an evidence-based explanatory model regarding the natural. Evolution is as diametrically opposed to and qualitatively different from religi...
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@7777Commando - "Whats wrong with being a fox news reporter?"
You mean, besides the fact that it means you're working for Fox News?
Well... ignoring *that*, then... well, nothing, I guess. {shrug}
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AlexisBrookeM
commented
3 weeks ago
THE HARDEST RIDDLE EVER!
IT WAS FROM ICARLY
--->*** SPOILER ***<---
Answer: His tricycle's name is friday [sic].
The *real* riddle is: Why is his tricycle's name not capitalized, like virtually every proper noun in existence? Not only would it be grammatically correct, but it would make the riddle harder to guess if the sentence were wr...
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Click here to have your mind read.
I can read your mind through youtubee.
Mine was potato.
I guess it can't read my minddd [sic].
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10 GREAT BRAIN TEASERS AND RIDDLES PART 4
Please visit my new vlog channel and subscribe!
New Channel - http://www.youtube.com/user...
A collection of 10 brain teasers and ridd...
@Sortsdam - "And how is "TA" a friendly thank-you?"
It isn't.
-->***SPOILERS***<--
That isn't the only question that doesn't make sense. An hourglass doesn't have "heads", and it doesn't flow any quicker when it's still. Eyes contain black, and some contain blue, but almost none contain grey....
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Big Bad Wheel of Fortune blooper
Contestant avoids a couple of bankrupts but doesn't avoid getting the puzzle wrong.
@BCH19821091 - "also: what a slam pig she is"
"Slam pig"?
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Nanobots
Nanobots // created at http://animoto.com
Honestly, exactly when *did* this whole "nanobot" shit start?
They're called *nanites*.
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Unveiling- The Moment!
One of several videos documenting the unveiling.... this is THE moment!!
@MrEnigmaLove (et al.)
I've studied the subject in depth, and in addition, one of my best friends and colleagues was a transsexual woman. Transsexualism is a horrifically psychologically traumatic condition to be afflicted with, and I've seen the toll it can take firsthand. It's not the sort of ...
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Unveiling- The Moment!
One of several videos documenting the unveiling.... this is THE moment!!
@MrEnigmaLove
Like numerous others here, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Transsexualism is an anatomical birth defect resulting from a fetal body forming in utero as the sex opposite the gender the brain is wired as. This condition requires hormon...
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Wheel of Fortune - A VERY rare moment.
I think I've only seen this happen one other time on the show where a contestant reveals NO LETTERS AT ALL in the bonus round puzzle.
@9hello123 - "Who the hell is called Guy?"
I'm assuming that the answer was the *word* "guy", not a proper noun, such as a guy *named* "Guy" (although there have in the past, believe it or not, actually been guys named "Guy" [Guy Fawkes, for example]).
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AlexisBrookeM
commented
3 weeks ago
@spookypunky - "pretty eyes"
Incredibly.
She's downright adorable, but those eyes are just... stunning.
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Hot Contestant on Wheel of Fortune.mpg
MAD TV Skit of Wheel of Fortune featuring the lovely Pamala Anderson as a Contestant, *DISCLAIMER* All credits go to MADtv, FOX, QDE Entertainment...
@MrDrew872, @HitfulVids:
I'm going to have to agree wholeheartedly with you both.
To be fair, Pamela Anderson is far from being *ugly*, but she's mediocre at best. The girl on the left is *far* more attractive.
And the guy, well... he's a guy.
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Forever (Explicit Version)
Music video by Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem performing Forever. (C) 2009 Interscope Records
@jarane21
Oh, geez... I'm so sorry. I'm assuming that smiley was a typo, by the way?
If my girlfriend had dumped *me* for having no taste in music, I'd be crushed. And humiliated for that matter.
You should've told her that it was your estranged cousin who likes him. Or maybe that Eminem i...
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Forever (Explicit Version)
Music video by Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem performing Forever. (C) 2009 Interscope Records
Okay, can someone explain this to me?
It first starts off, and the music is sorta repetitious and annoying, but not overly terrible. Then, the guy in the white shirt shows up, and he starts singing. And he doesn't sound too bad, like maybe the song has some promise.
But, *then*, he *stops* si...
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About Alexis Brooke's Channel
Super Mario Bros Super Show Ep 47 (2/2)
Mario of the Deep / Two bums from Brooklyn
http://www.tv.com/the-super......
30,830 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
At :11, did Mario *actually* refer to Bowser as a "beastly bag of douchewater"?
Super Mario 64 - INTRO - Nintendo 64
Intro movie of Super Mario 64 for Nintendo 64
Published by: Nintendo
Developed by: Nintendo EAD
Genre: Platformer
Number of Players: 1
Release Dat...
488,732 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
@anthonydeadman - "Super Mario 64 was the first Video Game i ever played"
You've *got* to be shitting me.
The first video game *I* ever played was one of three different versions of Pong, hardcoded (no cartridges) into one of the first video game systems: the Adversary.
After that came the In...
Super Mario Bros. Super Show Episode 2 (1/2)
King Mario of Cramalot / Day of the orphan
further description on tv.com:
http://www.tv.com/the-super......
158,362 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
@BenBenjiro - "my guess is that they gave her bad lines on purpose AND gave her directions to act terribly"
Yes, they did.
There is a *major* difference between the performance of a bad actor and of a good actor acting badly intentionally.
As an actor, the disparity between the two appears in...
Super Mario Bros. Super Show Episode 2 (1/2)
King Mario of Cramalot / Day of the orphan
further description on tv.com:
http://www.tv.com/the-super......
158,362 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
@paulstarr12 - "did anyone notice that they both sound like smokers, compared to the light voice of the origional mario from the games. this is a disgrace."
Could you clarify exactly what you mean by that?
There *were* no voices in Super Mario Bros. 1 and 2. The technology for voices didn't e...
most epic wheel of fortune fail ever
All three contestants commit epic fails trying to solve the same puzzle "Regis Philbin & Kelly Ripa"...watch as nobody can say the names right to s...
778,197 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
***SPOILERS***
So, the four guesses *before* the correct answer was given were:
"Regis Philbrin and Kelly Ripa"
"Regis Philbin and Kelly Reepa"
"Regis Philman and Kelly Ripa"
"Regis Philbin and Kelly Reipa"
And, *then*, "Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa".
Also, I'm curious... was George (guy o...
most epic wheel of fortune fail ever
All three contestants commit epic fails trying to solve the same puzzle "Regis Philbin & Kelly Ripa"...watch as nobody can say the names right to s...
778,197 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
@fidget68 - "trivial things such as keeping our nation safe"
When, exactly, was the last time the American military did something to keep the nation safe?
Excluding Bin Laden and some of Afghanistan, I think you'd have to go back to World War 2.
Bear in mind, I hold the politicians entirely re...
BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
HUGE ZIT GETS POPPED
35,589,813 views
AlexisBrookeM said:
Jesus Christ...
Assuming that thing is real (and I've seen ones nearly that size, so it's entirely possible), why on Earth would a person ever allow a pimple to *get* so big to begin with?
*I* would have dealt with such a malady before it got within even *two* orders of magnitude of that mass.
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