My super secret second channel

Alec Burnett, renowned for his social awkwardness and immature behaviour, made is fame on the popular video streaming site youtube. Here he posted numerous videos with intriguing aspects of hilarity, the public response was one of enthusiasm and third party embarrassment.

Awards?

Alec Burnett's unique perspective upon things in his bedroom have been the centre of discussion amongst many fictional news shows. He has received many self appointed awards, most notably a "Jizzy" for best reference to stained bed sheets. His other awards consist of:

A "Pedo" for averting disaster after a close encounter with a stalker

A "Spacko" for willingness to embarrass himself whilst portraying the loveable character 'The Household Nerd'

A "Cleany" for demonstrating an entertaining method of tooth cleansing

A "Martyr" for standing against evil and refusing to take down his videos, even when threatened with potential action on the part of the headmaster

A "Cowardice" for succoming to the will of the egotistical fuhrer and reluctantly removing his videos from You Tube

Description

Alecster Trames Murdoc Burnett is as complex as his whole name. His style of life consists of low energy tasks mixed with deep contemplation crossed with endomorphic skeletons. A fan of gelatinous insects, ionic implosions and Stargate Atlantis, Alec enjoys collecting invalid debit cards along with biros provided at Argos. Sometimes they are his only comfort. His musings about the universe, current global affairs and world poverty gradually degenerate into a thoughtful orgy of depression. He insists on using excessive amounts of shower gel while consorting with geologists. Alec is a versatile individual who can complicate the consumption of a Cornish pasty, yet can recite the plot of an episode of Star Trek with ease. He is a gentile force of nature, like a Luke warm breeze that offsets the economic equilibrium, spawning a microbe which breeds a viral infection into the Bank Of England's water supply. Thus in conclusion, Mr A.T.M.Burnett is a catalyst for the very basic questions that drive the academics of procrastination into provoking others to sack them.

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