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Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": http://www.youtub...
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
RUSSIAN UNICORN
I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off Now you're useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow
Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We're here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount
Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue
I think that I ought to confess I drink fire water But I don't want the keys to your van What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
We can shoot a unicorn Girl, I know you'll like the horn And I'm gonna keep you warm Till you wake up in the morning
I know you ain't a bitch Oops I didn't mean to do that I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (sniff, sniff) Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it Hey, that's ok girl! Them strawberries look juicy
Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home Bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home I got your Barbie zucchini Happy Monsoon Day! And you promised you'd lick it I'm gonna save a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
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new fall tour 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co... new cd, "words...
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new fall tour 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co... new cd, "words, words, words" http://itunes.app...
this is something different. i hope you guys like it. this song is a confession and an apology. honest, not sarcastic.
music and lyrics by bo burnham.
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art is dead, art is dead art is dead, art is dead
entertainers like to seem complicated but we're not complicated i can explain it pretty easily have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won't stop screaming cause he's just a little attention attractor when he grows up to be a comic or actor he'll be rewarded for never maturing for never understanding or learning that every day can't be about him there's other people you selfish asshole
i must be psychotic, i must be demented to think that i'm worthy of all this attention, of all of this money you worked really hard for i slept in late while you worked at the drug store. my drug's attention, i am an addict but i get paid to indulge in my habit it's all an illusion, i'm wearing make-up i'm wearing make-up, make-up, make-up, make-up
art is dead, so people think you're funny how do you get those people's money? art is dead, we're rolling in dough while Carlin rolls in his grave, in his grave, in his grave.
this show has got a budget the show has got a budget and all the poor people way more deserving of the money won't budge it cause i wanted my name in lights when i could have fed a family of four for forty fucking fortnights, forty fucking fortnights
i am an artist, please god forgive me i am an artist, please don't revere me i am an artist, please don't respect me i am an artist, feel free to correct me a self-centered artist, self-obsessed artist i am an artist, i am an artist
but i'm just a kid, i'm just a kid, kid and maybe i'll grow out of it
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But thanks for the idea!
I feel like I'll end up doing it and all of my male subscribers will hate me.
xD
If you have anything you want me to talk about or any dares or ideas be sure to let me know!
-lauren
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