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Nun *Speaking of other nun*: She believes in things that dont even exist.

House: isnt that a job requirement for you people?

System Specs
Computer brand: Compaq Presario SR5710F
Operating System: Windows Vista Premium (Service Pack 1)
GPU: XFX Nvida Geforce 9800GT XXX Edition (512 MB)
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 2.3 GHz
RAM: 3GB

Preferred Gaming Console (Not Counting PC)
Xbox 360

Favourite Games
10. Goldeneye 007 (N64)
9. Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (GOTY edition) (Xbox)
8. Left 4 Dead (PC)
7. Fallout 3 (PC)
6. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PC)
5. Perfect Dark (N64)
4. Half Life 2 (PC)
3. Silent Hill 2 (PS2)
2. System Shock 2 (PC)
1. Portal (PC)

Games I am currently Playing:

ES IV: Oblivion
Fallout 3
Zombie Master (HL 2 Mod)
Half Life 2

Most Overrated games (IMO)
4. World Of Warcraft
3.Grand Theft Auto IV
2. Final Fantasy VII
1. Halo (All of them)
Note: Aside from Halo 2 (Which I will Never play) and FFVII (which I played a lot, but after it got scratched I couldnt start a new game any more) I own and have played a great deal of all these games, and they all bored me to death.

And now for Adude's SuperHappyFun Q and A!

Q: Someone gives you a Flamethrower with one tank of gas, they then offer you 10 more tanks if you pay them $100, what do you do?
A: Set the motherfucker on fire and take the tanks for free.

Q: Someone gives you a Limited Edition DVD of High School Musical, What do you do?
A: whip the case at their eye, break the CD, and slit their fucking throat, and then take a flamethrower to it.

Q: someone spells the Words "Gothic" as Goffik, Thanks as Fangs, says Oh My Satan instead of Oh My God and says that My Chemical Romance is cool, what do you do?
A: get a the latest Hardcover copy of the oxford dictionary and hit them in the head with it until their head is absolutely covered in blood, and then jam the jagged edges of a broken my chemical romance album CD into their eyes, oh, and dont forget to shave their fucking disgusting hair.

Q: You meet Gerard Way in person, what do you do?
A: Grab the nearest sharp object and stab him in his cunt while yelling KEEP YOUR FUCKING FAGGOTRY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS YOU PUSSY!

Q: Why are you such a prick?
A: Come a little closer and say that, fuckwit.

(NOTE: I am not actually Homophobic, all Homophobic jokes I make are meant for satirical purposes and is not meant to insult anyone. Please dont take these jokes seriously)