Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot