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That's what you get for wearing wooden shoes!

My girlfriend once worked at an abortion clinic. We were both into satanism at the time (still are) and we'd steal the late-termers out of the biohazard bags and use them for black rituals. My girlfriend went even farther and began to cook and eat the fetuses. I remember my cock would get as h...

@dlscowboys

He loves it when you verbally abuse him like that, it gives him an opportunity to be sanctimonious.

I think this group is jealous that there Church isn't as prosperous as the Church they're protesting, and they decided to waste a Sunday fucking with their shit.

Thumbs up if you are listening to this while under the influence of some sort of (legal or illegal) drug.

@FullMetalElectroma says: "this is too god damn hard to watch"

This sums up alot of Louis Theroux. I find if you smoke enough pot the documented situations go from cringe-worthy to absurdly hilarious.

@JWebbie2

The "jersey state bird" guy committed the assault first by violating the man's personal space and refusing to leave when he was asked. Believe it or not, this sort of harassment is classified as assault in most jurisdictions. At that point he had the right to defend himself.

Do you know how many of these creeps masturbate to the pigeons?

Hey, you guys should like, edit Miranda Lambert's wikipedia page to include a "controversy" section that describes what you're concerned about here. That'll get some damn attention when anybody who wants to find out more about Miranda Lambert finds out she guts gators.

I'd pay $10 to sniff those drumsticks.

I'm a satanist, and this video had too much truth in it for my liking. Luckily, noone will ever see through our deception. They're too blinded by their self-satisfying heretical faiths.

@jtking2504

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!

@giliellthesecond

Somalia has improved in most areas since her government collapsed.

@2071Johnny

Absolutely ridiculous shit that you wouldn't believe. There's a fighter based on Mohammed Ali, Che Guevara, and SERGIO OLIVA. Yujiro kills a giant prehistoric elephant. A frozen caveman is brought back to life and rapes a woman who tries to report him. What's more, the caveman w...

Hey eldad75, I'll get on the phone to my local shelter...since you're already on the cross.

@metallicagtr

Government sets up program (J-1 Visa) that exploits workers. Some guy blames Capitalism for this. 57 people agree.

Haw! This tobacco was rated WORST on tobaccoreviews com YOU GOT HOSED!

The battery lasts for 60 hours, but the internal storage can only handle 3 hours! And your product has NO OPTION FOR EXPANDING STORAGE WITH AN SDCARD OR ANYTHING! HOW IS 50 HOURS OF BATTERY LIFE USEFUL FOR 3 HOURS OF RECORDING CAPACITY?!??

This reporter doesn't know what "per se" means.

YEAH! FIGHT THE MACHINE! FUCK TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES! LONG LIVE NIHILISM! /sarcasm

@whatisupportland

"Help" for "pot"? Bwahahaha what a fucking dumbass, everybody knows weed is safer than booze and smokes.

Year Phaern

@marmochip

FUCK YOU! And I got five words for you cocksucker. DEE OH ELL EEH DOLE!

Fuggin dog at 2:59 scared the shit outta me. Fuck that noise.

Everybody hates this video!

@Sunzu49

THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. VANESSA IS SMOKIN' HOT AND HAS THAT "BAD GIRL" THING GOIN ON. CANDACE IS AN AUTHORITARIAN AND LOOKS LIKE A KITCHEN MATCH! BLAAAARGHAHAHBLARGHHABA!

@KKinsane2009

Hypersonic Sound is not the technology's scientific name, it is it's marketing name, designed to sound "cool" and sell the product. The scientific name is "Sound from ultrasound".