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PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help!
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PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help!
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Written and sung by Todd Womack and Mark Douglas (and one line by Doug Larsen). Directed by Tom Small.
Recorded and mixed at Smash Studios (http://www.smashny.com)
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LYRICS:
PITBULL
Mr. Worldwide! Red 1
Got my very own song!
Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305,
and as always, Da le!
Here's a special song I made it just for you,
Did it all by myself its my solo debut
This time it's all mine,
I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme
I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind
No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca!
"Donde esta la biblioteca?"
I'm just kiddin' I don't read
Now...what to rap about?
MARC ANTHONY
Since J-Lo said goodbye
All I do is cry
And watch romantic comedies
PITBULL
We already did that song!
MARC ANTHONY
Why ay ay is she dating that young guy
My kids tell me he's muy sexy
PITBULL
You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony
PITBULL
I said you could crash for a week not a year
You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears
C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat
you're bound to find a booty that's just as fat.
Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang,
If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's
(spoken) more like PF Cha ching. Tally!
MARC ANTHONY
I just can't leave her behind
I wish I could turn back time
But I don't the technology
PITBULL
Knowledge
MARC ANTHONY
Hey why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side?
PITBULL
[spoken] Shut up
MARC ANTHONY
Now even Pitbull's mad at me.
PITBULL
I forgive you
U a rockstar man u almost handsome
We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on
Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong)
Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door
J-LO
Hey Pitbull Imma keep it short
Just came by to get Marc's child support
PITBULL
Marc Anthony he disappeared
he's definitely not anywhere around here
J-LO
Cut the mierda I know you're not alone
I can smell his nasty Brut cologne
Also the kids have to go to the dentist,
I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice.
PITBULL
Donald
MARC ANTHONY
I-I-I want to know when your heart died
J-LO
Don't take another step towards me
PITBULL
Both of you stop it can't you just get along?
Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat,
Tell me your problems but do it to the beat,
J-LO
He dresses like he on Fantasy Island
MARC ANTHONY
She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds
PITBULL
I know how this relationship went off track
I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts.
See J-Lo's much more attractive than you
She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue
Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys
But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi
J-Lo
Who's that?
PITBULL
He played in Fargo.
J-Lo
Oh my god, he does.
PITBULL
Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix
STUDIO GUY
Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six.
PITBULL
Say what? DAAAAAAAAALE!
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Directed by Tom Small
Written by Mark Douglas
LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help!
Watch the origi...
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PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help!
Watch the original "Rain Over Me" video: http://www.youtub...
Check out our website! http://thekeyofaw...
Written and sung by Todd Womack and Mark Douglas (and one line by Doug Larsen). Directed by Tom Small.
Recorded and mixed at Smash Studios (http://www.smashny.com)
Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe!
http://www.youtub...
KOA Facebook!
http://www.facebo...
Mark's stuff:
http://youtube.co...
http://twitter.co...
Todd's Stuff
http://youtube.co...
http://www.twitte...
Amber Lee Ettinger's Stuff
http://www.youtub...
https://twitter.c...
Geisha Montes De Oca's Stuff
http://www.youtub...
https://www.faceb...
https://twitter.c...
Lauren Francesca's Stuff:
http://www.youtub...
http://www.facebo...
http://www.twitte...
Get the songs on iTunes!
http://itunes.app...
TShirts!
http://thekeyofaw...
Follow us on Twitter
http://www.twitte...
https://twitter.c...
Write us a letter!
The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
LYRICS:
PITBULL
Mr. Worldwide! Red 1
Got my very own song!
Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305,
and as always, Da le!
Here's a special song I made it just for you,
Did it all by myself its my solo debut
This time it's all mine,
I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme
I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind
No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca!
"Donde esta la biblioteca?"
I'm just kiddin' I don't read
Now...what to rap about?
MARC ANTHONY
Since J-Lo said goodbye
All I do is cry
And watch romantic comedies
PITBULL
We already did that song!
MARC ANTHONY
Why ay ay is she dating that young guy
My kids tell me he's muy sexy
PITBULL
You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony
PITBULL
I said you could crash for a week not a year
You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears
C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat
you're bound to find a booty that's just as fat.
Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang,
If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's
(spoken) more like PF Cha ching. Tally!
MARC ANTHONY
I just can't leave her behind
I wish I could turn back time
But I don't the technology
PITBULL
Knowledge
MARC ANTHONY
Hey why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side?
PITBULL
[spoken] Shut up
MARC ANTHONY
Now even Pitbull's mad at me.
PITBULL
I forgive you
U a rockstar man u almost handsome
We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on
Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong)
Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door
J-LO
Hey Pitbull Imma keep it short
Just came by to get Marc's child support
PITBULL
Marc Anthony he disappeared
he's definitely not anywhere around here
J-LO
Cut the mierda I know you're not alone
I can smell his nasty Brut cologne
Also the kids have to go to the dentist,
I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice.
PITBULL
Donald
MARC ANTHONY
I-I-I want to know when your heart died
J-LO
Don't take another step towards me
PITBULL
Both of you stop it can't you just get along?
Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat,
Tell me your problems but do it to the beat,
J-LO
He dresses like he on Fantasy Island
MARC ANTHONY
She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds
PITBULL
I know how this relationship went off track
I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts.
See J-Lo's much more attractive than you
She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue
Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys
But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi
J-Lo
Who's that?
PITBULL
He played in Fargo.
J-Lo
Oh my god, he does.
PITBULL
Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix
STUDIO GUY
Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six.
PITBULL
Say what? DAAAAAAAAALE!
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As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the...
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As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody.
SONGIFY the free iPhone app -http://bit.ly/songify
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Newt Gingrich on cash money : http://www.youtub...
Jim Stossel on voting : http://www.youtub...
Vermin Supreme on Various metaphysics:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao
More Vermin Supreme: http://www.vermin...
Lyrics:
My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme
And you can vote, you can vote for me.
For president if you want
And my name is Vermin,
and uh, okay.
Do you still stand by your pony pledge?
Yes, I do, free ponies for all
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas.
One more thing, Jesus told me to make
Randall Terry gay -
He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Whooo Whoooo!
Thank you, alright, okay.
And all the un-gay is melting away!
He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Whooo Whoooo!
Not a single straight gene in his DNA
'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin'
Turnin' gay!
Our instinct says everybody should vote
but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!
The kids are not paying attention -
Yeah, on election day give 'em detention
This endless cheerleading -
Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids.
All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.
Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?
You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor
Those kids who get money, cash money.
Light janitorial duty - get money
Work in the cafeteria - cash money
Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
Get some cash money, then get some more.
Imma help poor people learn how to get a job
Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get
That money, that cash
Get money, get a stash
Get that money, that cash
Get money, get a whole damn stash
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