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@GnomesAmok I am an actual music critic. Your insightful and not-at-all pedantic criticism of this band has displayed the validity of the implication that their "shit" is no good. After all, artists who spend less time promoting, distributing, and advertising their music are much more apt to succ...

@thebizzard I am an actual music critic. I apologize, I had forgotten that mature adults never critically analyze the merits of subjective matter. I cannot wait to deliver this news to my friend who has been trying to get his book published. The conversation will likely go a bit like this "Hey, T...

@MrRakshira I am an actual music critic. The point to that statement was to draw upon how ignorant it is to say one is an actual movie critic on rotten tomatoes (anyone can a RT critic, as anyone can be a Wikipedia columnist). I write that I critique music "'also because you're too stupid to do i...

I am an actual music critic. After listening to their album, I was incredibly impressed by Mumford and Sons' ability to take the same five chords and make twelve individual songs out of it. That requires a great deal of talent. Most artist this uninspired give up when their songs all sound alike,...

I am an actual music critic. With the new-found popularity and status of the song, I am surprised that there has not yet been an actual professional review of the song. Eduard Khil rarely disappoints, his tremendous baritone vocal chords and unnaturally-still jaw deliver stunningly accurate and t...

I am an actual music critic. With the new-found popularity and status of the song, I am surprised that there has not yet been an actual professional review of the song. Eduard Khil rarely disappoints, his tremendous baritone vocal chords and unnaturally-still jaw deliver stunningly accurate and t...

I am an actual music critic. With the new-found popularity and status of the song, I am surprised that there has not yet been an actual professional review of the song. Eduard Khil rarely disappoints, his tremendous baritone vocal chords and unnaturally-still jaw deliver stunningly accurate and t...

@redx2698 I am an actual music critic. Correct, most bands to not have large studio budgets when they start out. Most do not need them, as they actually have talent. Linkin Park is the outlier. History of the band: they failed miserably, and were turned down repeatedly by record labels, big and s...

I am an actual music critic. Words cannot describe the quality of this music. Best song released in the summer of 2011 so far.

@JoshuaJohnathonRose I am an actual music critic. If this is a band, they should not have had to gain their fame through music videos. The music and audio fall by the wayside, as the band is only there for Visual purposes

I am an actual music critic. Killer beat, the producers really nailed this one. Crisp fresh sounds with the potential to revolutionist the industry. No joke, with beats this good,vowels and consonants once inherent in our language are no longer important to form good verses, thus virtually everyt...

I am an actual music critic. Thank you for sending this video, I was looking for another review before sleep beckoned me away for the night. Unfortunately I now cannot sleep, as upon first hearing your 'raw' screams I panicked thinking that there was an obese post-menstrual lesbian trucker about ...

I am an actual music critic. Red Hot Chili Peppers never fail to disappoint. One would think that after constantly re-releasing the same song for 28 years in a row they would begin to dull, but it seems their performance of it only improves as time goes on. I positively adore everything about thi...

I am an actual music critic. This song has more views than the top viewed videos of; Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Radio Head, and Sonic Youth. It is well deserved. I'm tired of songs that bombard my head with meaning and emotion. Miley Cyrus provides relief from this overbearing depth with a...

I am an actual music critic. After listening to this atrocity I was speechless. I don't understand why the band would choose to start playing in the scale of C, or so heavy of music. Everything they have recorded since Bohemian Rhapsody has been part of a steady decline in their quality of music....

@drsummerraeiii I am an actual music critic. Individuals like yourself seem to often believe Julliord is misspelled, It is not. When I say individuals like yourself, I mean individuals who assume the fact that they had to look up words means that everyone else had to do so as well. Maintaining a ...

@EviscerationK I am an actual music critic. I agree, everyone who has a unique opinion should be silenced. I look forward to our quest to establish such a society. I think it would be easiest if we exchanged phone numbers so we can better plan our overthrow of free society. Post me back A.S.A.P. ...

I am an actual music critic. This is perhaps the most moving and heart felt love ballad that has ever been bestowed upon my ear. Bill Bellamy is the luckiest man on the planet to have such a poetic and sincere suitor. Although I am typically opposed to the practice of homosexuality, I must respe...

I am an actual music critic. This song is good because it's funny how stacy doesn't have it going on but her mom does. It's ironic or something. Very good. A+

I am an actual music critic. Artists like Earl Sweatshirt, Nas, and NWA could learn something about actual rap from William Smith. While the good clean verses of this song suggest we all get down and nahnahnahnuhnahnah, modern rapper's verses suggest we 'jerk off to buffering videos of Asher Roth...

I am an actual music critic. In the modern pop era, it is exceedingly difficult to must the courage to release non-remastered and uncrowded tracks. Consumer culture is constantly pressuring artists to yield to unrealistic expectations to display actual talent. I am impressed by the courage displ...

I am an actual music critic. After observing your insight i have realized the er in my ways. My opinion is wrong because it differs with your opinion. I begin to wonder why critics exist in the first place, as your opinion is the only true and righteous one on earth. It would be much more efficie...