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It often confuses me when something like this gets dislikes. You clicked the video, what did you expect to find? How did it not meet your expectations? It is exactly what was advertised and nothing else. Some people are just weird.

So many nuclear mines in bikini bottom, all of which are just slightly too far to see at any given time

Space. The final frontier. This is the maiden voyage of the Shinra 26. Its mission: To reach outer space... To boldly go where no one has gone before... To destroy the meteor falling to the Earth! Along with *&$^$#% Shera and her goddamn TEA!

@tellul8r Worlds shortest joke doesn't guarentee worlds best joke, so here's what I gather: the joke is a pun on the words dear and deer, which respectivly indicate something important / close to your heart and the horned animal. So saying "Venison's de*r, isn't it?" both suggests confusion about...

Dexters lab anyone?

2:00 THAT MAN IS HUGE! TWICE THE SIZE OF HIS FRIEND! But he shrinks...

Press 4 for "DENIED!"

Try to imagine yourself in 5-10 years. When you are 30 something, and TY decides that you no longer relate to their target demographic, and they release you from the partnership, what's your next move? Is someone else going to hire you? What makes you better than the younger, more energetic guy b...

I was brought here under mysterious and suspicious circumstances, but I regret nothing. "Like" = earned

The voices everyone hears sound like arguing protoss. In the same voice say, "you must construct additional pylons"

2:00 he sounds like simon belmont, "Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"

You said the funniest thing since punch the tiny man in the face and take his lunch money. When was that? Did I miss something or is it a different set of videos?

Either this devil is out of shape, or Dante is secretly the Unstoppable Juggernaut. Disney's Hades was more effective in combat than this twit. If Dante just stood still, how many hits would it take to kill him? I would think that performing one of the most difficult feats imaginable may be somew...

I find this quest quite a bit easier than the second saritamba quest; it just seems more straight forward and less reliant on tiny cheap shots bogging you down.

I absolutely love how Mike succeeds in nailing the plates to the table in the next scene.

If chef excellence wins, he hides the body in his stay fresh victory bag. They keep victory fresher, longer! If he loses he can slide into a stay fresh cryogenic bag, so that when they find a way to revive him, they will also find his body excellently preserved. HOOHA!

Red Foreman "Quit dancing like there's a shoe up your ass, unless you want one!"

I used to be so good at this, but then my voice cracked and I lost the knack. Still it took a lot of listening and practice to get there and this remains one of my favorite yells.

What gets me is how cooperative the new ones are, right up until they go berserk. They stand behind the door, all polite like and not trying to hurt anyone, mosey in and then... re-kill themselves.

Favorite part of the song is when the lower organ(?) licks come in at 0:30. Doesn't sound half as good on the OST

Technically speaking is this the same Richie and Eddie from Bottom? Or two other blokes what live together who are also named Richie and Eddie?

How did Medusa see what "That little rodent" did? Was there a camera pointed at that exact spot? I know the camera system in this park seems to cover every square foot of earth from 6 different angles, but there should not be a view of that spot! And how is chopping the bag of cash a valid respon...

1:46 "Good Lord, her lips are HUGE!"

The pharmacy warning on ninja training: Ninja training is not recommended for everyone. Tests show some users experience crushing defeats, loss of loved ones, swelled heads, or become henchmen. When a ninja's head swells with pride, it becomes a large target, and can be difficult to balance. Prol...

Seriously for a skinny guy, Jasper has power to beat the band. Maybe just crummy construction.

I love how he takes the staircase in 3.2 strides

Besides that, what a fair and impartial test of skill: can they survive sustained fire from the most powerful non-explosive firearm ever developed by Umbrella? Can Indiana Jones survive a nuclear blast?

But seriously, seeing this trailer makes me think about the transition from Beast Wars to Beast Machines. The characters were the same, yes, the premise was basically the same, yes, but the small differences made it unwatchable for me, and I hope this Wolverine series does not follow suit. Please...

Besides that, what made that girl follow Ken? Protagonist powers? Did he tell her he'd pay triple? Plus the asses sitting at the nearby table who think it's clever to antagonize the hulking drunken soldiers. Logic takes a nosedive in the Mount Fuji Bar.