AbbysalWizard's Channel

2 subscribers

340 video views

About Welcome to my Channel

i have an xbox live. add me. my gamertag is 'ABCDEFG Unit' (i may or may not accept).

Hair: Dark brown (NOT BLACK lol i cant stress that enough)
Eyes:Darkish hazel
Skin:Tanned (not seriously red tho lol)
Form:Slim (lol im not exagurating)
hey, u guys wanna here a joke?

Mary was a rather lazy child and always slept during class. One day mary was having an R.E lesson, and of course, she was asleep.
The teacher asks; "What is the name of the deciples leader?"
A boy prods Mary on the back with a pencil and she shouts, "Jesus Christ!!"
"Very good Mary!" Replies the teacher.
Mary falls back asleep. The teacher asks, what is the name of Jesus's father?"
They boy prods Mary again and she screams "God Almighty!!!"
"Well done Mary!" Replies the teacher.
Mary falls back asleep. The teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?"
the boy prods Mary in the back again and Mary shouts angrily, "Bloody hell, if u stick that thing again i WILL snap it!!!!!"

less

Created by

AbbysalWizard

Latest Activity

Jul 17, 2008

Date Joined

Jul 17, 2008

About this user

One day there was a boy called George, and he was looking at his dad's porno mags. His sister catches him, but he doesnt care and asks, "whats that thing?" and points to a vagina. His sister replies, "oh thats a errr... a bush..."
"Oooh!" Soon, he walks in his mum and dads room while his dad was getting changed. He points to his penis and says, "whats that?"
His dad replies, "thats my snake!" Soon he spots his mum's boobs and asks, "what are those?" she replies,
"those are me binoculars!" So the next day he says, "i know how remember them now...! I'm using binoculars to see the snake go through the bush!"

Age

Country

United Kingdom

less