About this user
The ever-mutating Midwest metal monstrosity is back! You see, kids, A Well Dressed Man is like a lizard. Like a super sweet lizard whose limbs you can lop off and they'll grow back stronger than before. Which is what happened last year. After losing the bits responsible for rhythm (presumably the hips), AWDM sprouted some new parts composed entirely of the Merrill Brothers. Jerred and Aaron (of Grand Old Lady, Native American Head Charge, and literally hundreds of thousands of others) grafted themselves onto the bloody stumps of the limping band, rejuvenating and improvinating them in the process. Now better, stronger, and faster (like a sexy Six Million Dollar Man), A Well Dressed Man is holed up in their subterranean lair, crafting brain-melting tunes to destroy the souls of anyone within earshot. But soon, the beast shall emerge, and will demand money, drugs, and your virgin daughters. Beware, America. Bewarica...
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United States
Interests
Boobs.