All for your pleasure Rob and that oh so delectable pain.

CONTAINS SICK AND PERVY ROB STUFF. STOP HERE IF EASILY OFFENDED OR IF YOU KNOW YOUR MUM WON'T BE HAPPY !

Dedicated to Rob : My Real Life CREAM DREAM x

I am absolutely and utterly and completely ROBSEXED. Robert Pattinson is the SEXIEST man EVER and I WANNA DO VERY BAD THINGS TO HIM. I love him so much it actually hurts, no, really, I actually get a pain in my chest, right where my heart is, when I see beautiful pictures or vids of him...I know... tell me about it ! But what can I do ? I LOVE RPATTZ !

PLEASE DONT STEAL MY PERSONAL STUFF PEOPLE. THANKS. ANTS1E x

I am in love with Robert Pattinson. I know what he could do for me and I dream about him doing it. God help me for I am doomed. I loved twilight and Edward Cullen is gorgeous and sexy and hot and everything but that's because Rob played him. I'm not in love with a character I'm in love with Robert. He is unequivocally talented, funny, shy, intelligent, sensitve, beautiful, very very sexy, unassuming, sensual and did I mention the word HOT...? oh yeah, he's hot alright. I only have to look at that exquisite face and I start to melt. His body starts me combusting ... his long legs drive me insane. He exudes testosterone, he is dripping with it. This is what draws in the " older " women ... oh yeah ... they know EXACTLY what he could do for them. May God forgive me for I am a sinner. Oh how I would die just to be near him, to breathe him in. I want to smell him, I want to taste him, I want to feel him... NEED I GO ON ...? It kills me that I can't have him. I'm sure he wishes he had a switch and could turn himself off every once in while, I feel for him. I sincerely hope in my heart that he's happy. Of course this doesn't mean I will stop yearning for him, it's out of my control. I wish I could cuz it's f*kin killing me! ANTS1E x

OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY UPON MY SOUL .
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I want to do very bad things to Robert Pattinson. Every night I dream of doing very bad things to Robert Pattinson ... ... don't fight it Rob, you just know you want me.

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The Ten Commandments Of Robreligion :

1) Thou shall honor only one sexgod in the name of Pattinson at least once a day. FRANCE

2) On your knees you should stay. Near his crotch you will pray. FRANCE

3) Thou shalt think of his fingers anointing thyne body whenever thoust does lay in bed. ANTS1E

4) Thou must study and learn from thyne hallowed Robporn scriptures. ANTS1E

5) Thou shalt covet ALL of Rob's sweet assets. SUSIE

6) Though shall go for a pilgrimage on the happy trail at least once a day !!! SOUL

7) Thou shall always use an abundance of very dirty, nasty, filthy, naughty, vicious words in the presence of our god and thou shall put all these words into fucking action to please thy beloved god, Robert Pattinson. FRANCE

8) When thyne heavenly orgasm is nigh, thou shall meditate and dwell upon the kingdom that is HIS mouth so to behold the pleasurest imaginings of his warm and eager tongue. ANTS1E

9) Thou shall everyday before going to bed, watch the hottest pictures of our Rob sexgod..chest, hips, hands and underpants including ! DUKKESA31

10) If thou dreamiest thee most earth shattering Robgusmic dream of our Sexy Lord RP, thou must share such holy Robporn wonders with thy fellow worshipers eg: The balcony HOT TUB with thy Lord Robert after thy heavenly ski trip is ended, tending to his aching body as he will tend to yours. MOUSE
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More of my bad thoughts. Thoughts that haunt my mind and body constantly. Thoughts of Rob and how I yearn for him :

His naked body, hot and hard and slick with sweat, towers over me. His beautiful legs are either side of me, blocking me in. No escape. I feel heat radiating from him as he moves in closer. Sweat drips from his skin onto my face, I can taste him ... hot, salty, delicious. He leans over me, looking down. Those beautiful eyes on mine, searching, pleading. He has one hand on the wall for support, whilst the other moves with a steady, slow rhythm.....
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Please don't ask me to sub for sub or add me just for that reason. Thanks guys xx

Sending hate to Slabfacecyrus.

HEY PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY PERSONAL STUFF !! IF YOU LIKE IT, ASK, AND I WILL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. IT'S MY PERSONAL MATERIAL SO PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY STUFF, MAKE UP YOUR OWN !!!! TO THOSE THAT HAVE ALREADY STOLEN MY THOUGHTS, ADD A CREDIT AT LEAST !!!

Seriously naughty girls :