About this user
ask the ninjas about me...they know EVERYTHING
Age
21
Country
United States
Occupation
a packet of ketchup
Interests
chasing turkeys in the rain, playing the wikipedia game, battling demons with my friends, sprinting up the downwards escalators at the mall so the security guys will chase me, asking for phone numbers and asking them why they have the same number as my stalker, make racecar noices when someone's getting off the elevator, watching my grandma iron diapers, wondering why there isn't mouse flavored cat food,trying to breathe in and out of my mouth and nose at the same time,watching birds bob their heads when they walk, being your antibodies and attacking bacteria
