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2:50

1 day ago

5sf's Comments of the Week 2/20 - 2/24

It's that time again...time for us to read out select comments from last week's round of 5-second films and riff on them! Thanks to @mrmattshirley ...

5secondfilms • 36,087 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This gives me the Urge to dress in all green, and coat my skin in green Zinc, the day that my school movie is being filmed in front of a green screen, and mess the whole thing up, by doing strange things in the background, every part of my skin of which is showing shall be coated in zinc, but my ...
0:08

4 days ago

Poison Soup

The appetizers range from the relatively cheap Rejection Letter From A Longtime Girlfriend to the more pricey Parents Telling You the Divorce is Al...

5secondfilms • 63,192 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Sheep.
0:16

6 days ago

Quality Meats

chkmie1 • 8,178 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I believe "No description possible" would have been by far more appropriate.
0:08

1 week ago

Flashback Park

Those paper-saving air dryers never get your hands completely dry.

Starring Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher from BriTANicK!

5secondfilms • 145,624 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This is truly AMAZING.
1:43

1 week ago

Explosion: The Movie

The long awaited trailer for the blockbuster film EXPLOSION: THE MOVIE! A 103-second film by 5secondfilms.com

5secondfilms • 70,180 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Some kind of Whorish explosion.
2:23

1 week ago

how long can you stand FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

*twitch*

xjthepokemonfan • 36,328 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Fidnlaadn
0:13

2 weeks ago

I can see....

I

CAN

FIGHT

a7xBassNC • 59,725 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I do this every time I put my glasses back on.
4:17

2 weeks ago

The Darkness II - That's Why I'm the Boss & Carnie Kid Achievement Guide

Michael and Mike show you how to get the "That's Why I'm the Boss" & "Carnie Kid" achievements in The Darkness II.

RoosterTeeth • 119,951 views

999ReaperIII commented:

So you can't be Bob Marley?
4:50

2 weeks ago

David Bowie Fashion

From his 1980 album Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)

Lyrics:

There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name

That people from bad homes do a...

FallingDown08 • 33,302 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I think of this song, when ever I wear my bright blue bell-bottom trousers.
5:14

2 weeks ago

Will you be my Valentine?

If you are interested to own my Valentine painting click the link here

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBay...

Muah,

Marina

hotforwords • 68,246 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Today, Valentines day is my birthday.
6:49

2 weeks ago

My Favorite 5-Second Films

These are my personal favorite 5-Second Films, in order of release date. These are the ones that make me laugh no matter how many times I see them....

Gogoroth2 • 121,855 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I think of Doctor Eye, whenever I see a Green marker, now.
2:53

2 weeks ago

Bee Gees - Jive Talkin' (Video)

© 2007 WMG

Jive Talkin' (Video)

beegeestv • 2,359,326 views

999ReaperIII commented:

@leotheginger Funk is strong brother, even the deaf can still hear it, hence my coming here.
0:03

2 weeks ago

Spongebob OVERTIME in G-Major

I've never seen this clip in G-Major before on Youtube so I made one.

Enjoy : )

DarkenedFU • 23,422 views

999ReaperIII commented:

@TheHalo3spartan117 The video sounds like boner soup.
0:02

2 weeks ago

EYELASHES

Eyelashes!

RakeASnake • 61,444 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Dicks.
3:05

3 weeks ago

Duke Ellington - Sophisticated Lady

The 17th track of Duke Ellington's compilation "The Best of the Centennial Edition"

PerryCoxPF93 • 25,308 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This sounds so similar to the "Popular Duke Ellington" version of caravan, and take the A train.
2:23

3 weeks ago

Put your shuttlecock in my hotpocket! and other funny words

follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/KarenAlloy

Twitter submissions:

@mrvideoguy Onomatopoeia

@EverGreenT masticate

@mcangeli Bulbous

@the...

spricket24 • 720,788 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I always say "Cadick," as opposed to saying "Cahoots."
2:28

3 weeks ago

"Rick Santorum" — A BLR Soundbite

Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/bad...

Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipre...

Original vids available here:

http:/...

BadLipReading • 1,022,361 views

999ReaperIII commented:

0:11 - 0:13 Every republican Christian's argument.
0:46

4 weeks ago

Through The Fire And...Flames?

Bivvens playing part of Through the Fire and Flames on a marimba. A MARIMBA! I only got part of the song because my camera was dying and I kept bug...

justgoaway11 • 102,932 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Is his shirt backwards?
1:24

4 weeks ago

Re: [HD] Girls' Generation - The Boys - David Letterman 1-31-12

[HD] Girls' Generation - The Boys - David Letterman 1-31-12 by IdolXfactor2 was soo good I love them! [HD] Girls' Generation - The Boys - David Let...

LauraTickled • 24,734 views

999ReaperIII commented:

She has wonderous eyes of my seas of sorrow.
2:02

1 month ago

Re: Things That Ruin Thanksgiving

Things That Ruin Thanksgiving by nigahiga was hiilarious! Things That Ruin Thanksgiving by nigahiga was soo good!

Things That Ruin Thanksgiving

b...

LauraTickled • 1,439,154 views

999ReaperIII commented:

The true key to internet success is having breasts.
3:12

1 month ago

Must See Amazing Guy In The World !!!

Most Amazing Guy In The World Returns

GoldStar363 • 32,336 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Pfft, I can do this in my sleep, seriously if I tried shit like this in real life, I'd break my neck.
1:56

1 month ago

No Internetz

This is not a typical video. I am aware that it is not a typical video. My internet is down/super slow due to inclimate weather. I will be so su...

spricket24 • 34,374 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I draw porn.
2:21

1 month ago

Speed Painting

Follow me: http://twitter.com/#!/Karen...

Fan me: http://www.facebook.com/Kar...

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spricket24 • 37,465 views

999ReaperIII commented:

It's like she's shitting on us at full speed!
1:47

1 month ago

Will It Blend? - S***r B**l Blend-Off

It's time for the annual professional football championship that we aren't allowed to name. Let's see if the Total Blender can predict the winner.

Blendtec • 1,729,133 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I tried this, and my dick got ripped off, I wonder if that will blend...
1:30

1 month ago

Will it Blend? - Paintballs

Tom takes his shot at blending paintballs. Suggest blends here: http://bit.ly/blendstuff

Blendtec • 441,454 views

999ReaperIII commented:

It's not a smoothie, it's just paint.
1:33

1 month ago

Unlock Your Car with a Tennis Ball

Unlock Your Car with a Tennis Ball.

Break into a car.

Steal a car.

Lock keys in car.

Niketalk313 • 830,976 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I know an easier way, Throw it through the window.
6:24

1 month ago

Portal 2 Space Core Remix [less Space, more Glitch Mob]

A second version I made of the Glitch Mob/Space Core mix

ZeddForever • 2,641 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Apparently, space.
10:15

1 month ago

David Bowie Station to Station

From his 1976 album Station to Station

Lyrics:

The return of the Thin White Duke

Throwing darts in lovers' eyes

Here are we, one magical moment, ...

FallingDown08 • 44,509 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I thought it said "plain white puke," as oppossed to "thin white duke."
1:58

1 month ago

Brian Regan - Biking

Brian Regan and his friends attempt to bike.

Repulverized • 612,970 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This joke was the inspiration for the games free rider 1&2.
6:24

1 month ago

The Doors - The End (Apocalypse Now Remix)

71moonman • 504,133 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Do the last last few minutes make you think that sex with Jim Morrison would be scary?
1:34

1 month ago

asdfmovie4

ass-duff-moo-vee-for Download the asdfmovie song! http://bit.ly/r7T4U2

Official asdfmovie shirts available here: http://sharkrobot.com/asdfm...

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TomSka • 19,615,530 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Press three repeatedly, for "Butt dicks"
1:26

1 month ago

asdfmovie3

ass-duff-moo-vee-three

Welcome to stupid.

Official asdfmovie shirts available here: http://sharkrobot.com/asdfm...

Jamie Spicer-Lewis (animator):...

TomSka • 27,964,386 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Did anybody else get the Brian Eno reference?
0:49

1 month ago

David Bowie gets distracted

CameldotCase • 41,233 views

999ReaperIII commented:

David Bowie gets distracted, and so does the rest of the world.
1:32

1 month ago

America be warned

"You are too arrogant!

And if you don't change your ways

I will rise up and break the backbone of your power

and place it in the hands of a nation ...

MercedesSantiaga • 32,565 views

999ReaperIII commented:

There is a reason why it says his name, when he says that of the Lord's, they rest hand in hand with peace.
4:14

1 month ago

XTC - "Scarecrow People"

Album cut from the 1989 XTC album Oranges & Lemons.

Hope you enjoyed your flight

In one of our new straw aeroplanes

You'll find things here are ju...

invagrante • 13,796 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This version is nothing, compared to the acoustic version.
3:00

1 month ago

Elvis Presley last song ever 1977

For the King...from Greece.Visit my blog for Elvis! http://elvisclub.blogspot.com/

alexandriaarmy • 3,329,859 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Oh Elvis, we're all lonely for ever, after you left us, God bless.
13:59

1 month ago

Dutch & French Lute Music of the Renaissance (ca.1494-1650)

00:00 - Emanuel Adriaessen (c.1550-1604) Branle Englese

01:23 - Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck (1562-1621) Psalm 23

04:29 - Nicolas Vallet (ca.1583-1642...

FromBaroquewithLove • 6,127 views

999ReaperIII commented:

Why is it, that the videos of lute playing, with the image of a painting sounds like "green sleeves?"
2:43

1 month ago

Too Fast (Jon Lajoie)

A song about a little flaw that I have.

www.jonlajoie.com

jonlajoie • 4,163,787 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I used to cum too fast, until I took a dick in the ass, now I just never have sex.
3:42

1 month ago

You Are Not Alone (Jon Lajoie)

A commercial by Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com

jonlajoie • 2,477,048 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I used to party, like she, then I took a needle in the vain.
4:55

1 month ago

WTF Collective 2 Jon Lajoie lyrics

Jon Lajoie's WTF Collective 2 with lyrics on screen

---Song and Video made by Jon Lajoie---

I just added the lyrice to the video

phantopias • 107,110 views

999ReaperIII commented:

It sounds like he says "I'm MC extremely politically correct," as opposed to "MC politically correct."
2:58

1 month ago

Life Lessons with Jon Lajoie

Life Lessons with Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com

jonlajoie • 2,346,149 views

999ReaperIII commented:

When the Going gets tough, the tough fall down the stairs and die.
3:50

2 months ago

I Can Dance (Jon Lajoie)

I'm not good at many things, but baby, I can dance. www.jonlajoie.com

Thanks to Brandon Dermer (babelincolnbeats.com) for the camera work.

jonlajoie • 5,250,754 views

999ReaperIII commented:

I am a devout Catholic, and I found this to be rather humorous, because of what they did with it, and the fact that they were joking.
1:18

2 months ago

Pedophile Beards

From the makers of Rapist Glasses...

Introducing: "Pedophile Beards"

www.jonlajoie.com

jonlajoie • 13,085,757 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This guy looks too similar to me.
4:01

2 months ago

Burges Stage Band '77 "Dark Orchid"

This is the 1977 Burges Stage Band perfoming Sal Nestico's "Dark Orchid". The Direction is under Bernie Glover.

panchopistolas22 • 1,544 views

999ReaperIII commented:

The solo is horrible, and the fact that it was a tenor makes it that much worse, because it is by far too.common.
0:41

2 months ago

Guinness Record Trumpet High Note FFF

chris rymes goes for the record but has an equipment failure

CAPTAINQUINN • 359,430 views

999ReaperIII commented:

This is bullshit, the ending to Duke Ellington's Caravan, as recorded on the album of "The Popular Duke Ellington" goes way higher, on trumpet, and does not explode.

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