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"my fathers sisters husbands uncles nephews chiropractor, Venessa, had a dog... the dog was, an alcoholic. so one day the dog comes home from work... hold a knife up to my face and says: What the hell am i talking about?"

I seriusly laughed so hard i fell of my chair, onto my knife collection an...

@BloinkHD if you'd take your primitive brain and activate it you'd see i already said 3 times that i was partying, got drunk and typed a incorrect comment...

BTW, isn't it the people who liked the comment that's the retards?

anyways... i dont have time with you now so when you've calmed down i m...

@123thesmartguy wrong... actually homer show won :P

congratulations! you made a tutorial on how to get infinite ammount of the stupid crap that's everywhere under the ground. (yes, i am a troll)

Royce dissing bieber...

AAAAAAAWWWWW YEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

@GospelMusicPlayer yes, i did it... she said i'll probably find the one some day. she doesn't know she's the one :/

Me Gusta! :3

@roflmaonubs actually, if you zoom in to the max you can see it's 1 or maybe 2 pixels wide XD

@420EveryDayForMe errm... not as i wanna be a jerk or anything but there's lots of white people behind the black ones o.O

@NorrnasBoy260 deal... a million locks is NOTHING, i once broke all the locks in the world when i was sleepwalking.

BTW, i knew your name already Paul-Erik...

@TheAfroThunder1 then bruno mars would have catched it :3

@nerderherder with his hat staying on :D

@ingisterki exactly... T.T

@guadrilogy never seen rebecca black? XD

this just made me cry... i have a crush on a girl named Arina, she never liked me but i can't live without her! just hearing the name harina reminded me of her... now she's gone. she moved back to russia just a few weeks ago. :'(

@MrShato09 thanks for replying. i'll try to be happy but it's hard since i never felt this way before. :/

i first tought he said "my brother, i got him a pack of joints"

at 1:07

I got a new computer+gaming mouse/keyboard and a 21,5" screen,

A 163€ (around 200$) chair for pc gaming,

Xbox360+skate3, wwe12 and a few other games,

A benchmade 42 balisong and a hunting knife,

new drum sticks,

a new jacket and shoes,

and FINALLY... 420€ in cash (around 530$) :)

@ttlpwn34 nope, one of them is slightly pushed in so it looks like 90 from behind ;)

@thomastown those were just a few from the top of my head that i am PRETTY sure illuminati killed :/

i actually go on random HowCast videos just to read the comments! :3

OMG... SHE'S 18 ALREADY??? :3

omfg... i said red hammer. CREEPYY!! :O

@sellercookiesHD i own the game already... its not black ops it self i want. Its to see what these guys have changed in it... for example server list + more gamemodes and maps in MW2.

@mardlinator PLEASE help me... i cant select my username! Im on a cracked SP client but when i log in the name is Player321 or something... HELP!

@MineCraftMilk PLEASE help me! I'm begging you.

I am the only account on my PC and when i did this and ran the .bat file it said the following:

"Error: Invalid or corrupt jarfile C:\Users\user\Desctop\Minecraft.exe"

Please help me how to fix this!

4:05 that's in sweden, look at the text on the walls (it's swedish)

what an irony... nazi jokes on german family guy :P

Vader won this one,

Hitler won the rematch.

NUFF SAID!

keep tapping 5 for retarded sound :3

nice server name xD

@4211297 also a while later it sais "proud noob" on the rocket launcher :3

the cake is a lie :3

@Kalikantzaros69 dont be gross :P

@MrAlexandros99 sorry bro... cyanogenmod 7.1.0 (android 2.3.7) FTW!

@andrewhq123 so... simple question, is your apps saved or do you have to redownload them?

Is it anyway to save them? (i have like 20-30 apps and i dont want to redownload :P)

thank you :)