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i'm one of those people that would set some of the money aside in like bonds and stuff so i'd never be broke again then blow the rest on whatever i wanted at the time.

i sleep holding my Kbar in its sheath because i have mild paranoia.

holy s**t! Nathan Lane isn't dead?

had my buddy send this to his controlling girlfriend and it was the best change he ever made!

i want to be Pompeii'd is the position of the Thinker only be flipping someone the bird.

I seriously think that we should let death row convicts choose between the chair or being put to sleep and having a doctor start taking stuff out.

@EPICconvention we are actually harnessing the power of his rotational force to keep the world spinning, combat global warming, and power tokyo for six months a year.

I hit the jackpot of first kisses because i actually like (and for a period of time was in love with) the girl i kissed, and the kiss wasn't bad. If i scale it against kissing i've done since then it wasn't as awesome as some of them but when i scale it against other first kiss horror stories I f...

I like the guest hosts.

shit man the barbarian

Van Gogh drank absinthe. But he also tried to kill himself.... So that's a thing

there is actually kind of a relationship between money and stairs? because people who have a lot of money can afford houses that need more than two floors to hold their stuff but poor people in like double-wide trailers only have like two stairs that are actually cinder blocks.

Lee! her boobs may be real. But we crashed Maxim voting for you!!!

I want Clank. Just sayin.

just looked up that wolf festival.... why did we get rid of that sh*t and go to cards candy and hate?

it's like direwolf type stuff with a hot girl voice!

LOL I'm trying to get a degree in religious studies and I have to admit the nerimon version is a much easier read then the hebrew or latin translations.

the total asshole part of my brain just thought "HIV meds and auto morning after pill" then the logical part of my brain countered with well asshole that might actually help slow the spread of STDs but you didn't have to be an ass about it.

true story: i was at a 7:11 when a guy held me at gun point trying to get all the money from the register. the cops pull up and got into the whole movie stand off type deal and so i kissed the guy and he was caught off guard just long enough for me to throw him through the glass door.

every hot girl. so i can have my own stash of sexy after the zombie fall out!

the only thing that was true was his mom is very easy to fool. watch the way his eyes move to go from inventing to remembering.

dealing with pirates 101: step 1* extend the proverbial olive branch (if that does not work see step 2) step 2* stab those mo f*ckas in the face with that olive branch and do the 'merican thing!

I'm a writer in the most pathetic sense of the word but last week I spent three days at a drama conference with people I hardly knew. I stood up in a room full of strangers to perform improv and slept on a hotel room floor and I loved every second of being lost and pressured for time and I kept h...

Design tip for your sorting system: If you need to place an additional sorting machine you can place it right below your first and save your self a lot of blue wire. Then just have the back of the first machine feed into the front of the second machine.

@coolerty your probably like me. i just don't learn at a desk. i write at a desk and i learn with a pocket knife and a first aid pamphlet (how i learned to remove a bullet) and that's just how my brain works. i hate college and it can bite me.

I'd like to officially put myself on the Papa Defranco kidney list i'm a 17 year old male with a pair of healthy kidneys and I'd totally drive myself to wherever I would need to go.

if i was using my sister's phone (which i do a lot since mine is crap) and i saw a naked picture of her i would want to blind myself because she is my twin and that would be disgusting... even more so if i got a hard on or something and i would feel like i would need to kill myself just to not ro...

i know they have to even out the power of EE items but i think they are starting to nurf them a little too much now. it's beginning to peeve me.

just got back from a drama conference and me and one of the improve teachers got in a shakespearean style insult contest that lasted two whole workshop periods and I won!

stephen sondheim is a lyrical beast and a giant of composers.

Navy seal team was like "sh*t we killed the worst person in the world.... now what do we do?" "fu*k i don't know... there are some pirate type guys over there, want to go fu*k them up?"

saw ronald macdonald feel a woman up when i was a child and now i have the urge to hit every clown i see. and i often give in to the urge

open invitation to take Vihart to dinner? i think yes!

once my brother said that he could say "funny bunny" really fast and the last time he said it (which was also the loudest) he almost shouted "-expletive deleted- a bunny" funniest night ever

If my girlfriend saw "Eddplant is calling" i would be single so fast.

Amy Lee is on my 5 people i can cheat with list. She is on my girlfriends list too...

where can i find some footage of the "penis penis penis vagina and some breasts." hoedown?

@hardcpy some from a university study that my cousin showed me where they took a bunch of 70's era pot heads and scanned their brain against fairly normal 70's era people and then they scanned a normal teen's brain against a teen that smoked pot and they noticed anomalies in the pot smokers memor...

i got an extension on my Augustus Ceasar paper. I loved the black out!

QOTD: PhillyD. challenge accepted. until monday of next week i will only watch PhillyD and Vlog Brothers videos and will only accept phone calls as my only forms of electronic interacting.

auto craft nuke system!!!!

my book got here today and i'm really lucky no one was home when i opened it because when i saw that my J scribble was my favorite color i yelled really loudly and did my happy dance for like five minutes.

my friend made a system he calls hamster power. which is like 64 (idk the number for sure) red power gennys all powering 1 system and it seems to work well for his quarry. maybe something like that will help since they can't blow up?

i got paper towns for christmas and decided to read it before the fault in our stars shipped. i read paper towns in 13 days because i couldn't stop reading and now i will have the fault in our stars to entertain my thoughts as i try to imagine the characters more complexly.

i want competitive global pricing for products so this shit doesn't have to happen