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"Doesn't have nothing ta do with no gangs..."

And if your tears weren't enough, I'm sure your street-level grammar is very reassuring to them of that as well...

My favorite part: "Ant this right here, is my .45."

@DJTripState That's my thought too. Comedies like this don't end with the apocalypse. The target audience wouldn't like it.

@dparikhkid15 I've already said, I KNOW corruption exists within the police ranks, but that doesn't make cops in general a bunch of Nazi SS officers, which is what the general attitude here seems to be.

@ValeriaVillasana Just looked it up on Wikipedia. The Robot Chicken article has a list of the actors that have contributed to the show.

I agree with most of them, except for 1:44... I say that a LOT.

I love you, too...

"Let's egg the house!"

That's right kid, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Black beans, cheese and a waffle house hat? Hey, I'll take those.

Let's see... Micheal Bay, Micheal Bay, Micheal Bay... nope. Not in this one. Maybe it has a chance of being good.

1:45-"Not enough of an action to provoke this kind of a militant response."

Horse shit. What you're talking about lady, is called "arson", and when it's being committed by large crowds of rioters, in addition to all the other acts of vandalism that have been recorded, a militant response is ABSO...

The chords of this song are forever ingrained into my subconscious.

"There's only two types of guys out there,

Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared"

I think it's just the second one, actually.

@sooyuniie Oh really? Pardon my ignorance then, let's try that again...

Korean Spice Girls... except this is actually easier to listen to than the Spice Girls.

I have seldom seen such thinly-veiled propaganda as in this video.

1:05 - "I'm here because I'm a student, I'm only a junior, and I'm already in debt." Yes, this is what happens when you borrow money---you accrue debt. The same thing will likely happen if you ever purchase a house(it's called a mortgage), own a Credit Card(you pay back the bank what you spend, p...

"I actually um, took umm, some pills, umm, two Viagra umm, and I think I killed her."

"Why in the name of Jesus Goddam cocksuckin' fuckin' Chrisy can you not supply the Goddam motherfuckin' whore'n slut'n fuckin' Goddam cocksuckin' fuckin' SERVICE!?"

Diaphragm hurts.

That's easily one of the most effective game trailers I've ever seen.

"You see the power button on it?" Classic.

That was just painful to watch. Malkin was basically skating in circles around these women.

Methinks much of Muslim crowd sounds rather unenthusiastic.

Video cuts off and skips at 4:10.

That hot dog man looks so hurt.

Sheesh... even if you aren't a fan, you gotta admit that if that kid was of legal age, he could be getting more ass than most guys could dream of getting in a lifetime.

I haven't cursed your ass.

"Oh my God, no! Pointer!"

A chat room full of users that used perfect grammar and spelling (like the one portrayed here) would in itself make that chat room worth visiting.

Ha ha, judge is like, "dammit, why does this woman have to faint while I'm castrating this guy..."

Harsh diss. Ranks up their with "you're only 60 pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots". Good to know they all settled their beef before Eazy died, though. I guess a friend's impending death tends to remind people of what's REALLY important in life.

@DragonBallZ1333 You might actually be surprised how long fire takes to kill ants. Their exoskeletons protect them for at least a while. I've tried it before, on a swarm of carpenter ants that had taken down a tree.

Oh god, my diaphragm hurts...