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A Shake Weight for the kitchen...FINALLY!

Jenna: "I never had a facial"

I'm pretty sure there's a video circulating around the internet that would suggest something different...

Ericka: "I hated every minute of it"

All two of them?

Those two girls were one of the luckiest and most pathetic teams I've ever seen, they got saved constantly by Sam/Dan helping them out and things not in their control (Justin and Zev's elimination), and their performance in today's episode was terrible. Good riddance.

And Ericka was a raging bit...

"It was the man thing to do."

No, Lance, it's the Neanderthal thing to do

29 people are concerned with your health...those nosy bastards

Hey Doakes, who is your favorite television scientist?

BILL NYE MOTHERFUCKER

Finally I can no longer be ashamed of my pudding, and I can take pride in it once more...thank you EZ Pour!

Ah, so that's how magnets work....

Mike Birbiglia, you are the Louis Armstrong of comedy

They need a "not a game" counter as well

If Matt Barnes tried to do this to Dwyane Wade, Wade would pretend like the ball hit him and fall on the ground and cry trying to get a foul call

Flula should host the ESPY's

Rudy can make a bank shot from the baseline

Yes, I only know this song because of the Heineken commercial. No, that does not make this song any less awesome.

@jdliauw

Ryan Gomes

Anytime in my life I'm presented with an awkward situation, I'm just gonna break the silence by saying "Fourth down and nine"

@Raphael42589

Woah, I agree with some of the points you made, but Brandon being classless? He was one of the classiest and most likable dudes that ever played the game and never did anything backhanded or disrespectful to anyone.

They should have filmed this commercial with Rudy Gay

haha the Los Angeles Clippers are so bad, even their dancers suck

Jen appears very skilled in the art of the hand-job

Even when Kris and Jon are telling the cab driver that he sucks, they seem so nice =]

Victoria is such a dumb, whiny bitch. She and Jonathan deserve each other.

Man, Judd is a bad sportsmanship man...man

Does it work on people trapped in a well?

Rex Ryan approves

I love how he put "knocking over everything" right up there with "raping our churches and burning our women"

That's nothing Jake, Brian once shot a puppy with a bow and arrow.

Matt is the one of the classiest dudes I've seen on Survivor, after winning he invites everyone inside the car to feel the A/C and he sounds like he legitimately wants to take everyone on the reward with him.

He may not be the most strategic player or the one with the greatest social game, but ...

Jenna: "I couldn't see anything that could be exchanged for immunity."

Not even chocolate and peanut butter?

When it comes to one-liners, Tyson and Rob C. are on a completely different level than every other Survivor

Who would have known back then that one day, this selection in the NBA draft would go on to star in the greatest motion picture of our time: Space Jam.

Rupert is so melodramatic

NEKKID GRANDMA!