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Chuck Norris could have just lifted it in

Chuck Norris would have made that gap

You just can't beat driving an old car like you stole it.

The guy would have been sound, Irish drivers are as hard as a coffin nail, probably jumped straight out and punched the truck for being a big poof and flipping on him :-)

Mk4 Escort Cabriolet, my dream car. Right up there with a Saxo VTR with Lexus lights.

G-Wagens are cool. I can't afford one though as I am smoking weed and watching YouTube videos at 1am.

@racecar58

You're a cock! :-)

If that chick is twelve then the semen on the back of my hand suggests I might be a peado......

Stop being dicks all you rich guy haters. I am a working class pleb of the highest order and even I admire the guy. I do a car boot sale on a Wednesday and generally make £150-200 and does the taxman see any of it? Does he fuck!

Mullet city! Class!

@mrkhamaileon

I had to find £1 million in 17 seconds once. But like most people who leave comments on YouTube videos I am totally awesome so it wasn't a problem. I only watch stupid videos when I am not tending my vast and ever expanding empire.

Chuck Norris the bull

@falcon96kickass

I was going to say something about Chuck Norris. You have just ruined my night.

That is some Jedi Chuck Norris shit right there

##BREAKING NEWS##

Sungha Jung just got into a fight with Chuck Norris and he won!

All hail the new king of men.

I just finished a 14 hour stint in my Scania and the first thing I did when I got in at 6am was to watch this video :-) Scania rule the earth!

This reminds me of my friend, gone but never ever forgotten, R.I.P Davey Fairweather, the most talented man I ever knew.

@thebearjewkiller1976

Is casturation when someone removes the little wheels of your sofa? Even that would be a mis-spelling :-)

Chuck Norris could take a hit like that and it wouldn't even crease his beard

Fuck. I just made an awesome Chuck Norris comment and I made a typo. Chuck Norris will now come after me and teach me how to type without looking at the keys.

I could take them no problem.

@Ayeobe Chuck Norris drives a Volvo. Who knew.

What a cock!

Chuck Norris could have pulled that with his teeth.

I started out watching old VW commercials, about ten videos later, here I am???

Even Chuck Norris wouldn't fuck with Shaq!

@sjastani

I actually just measured it and it is only just over 40mm long. Most black guys have at least 50mm.

@ItsFrankieBoy

You are a liar sir. It was quite obviously Chuck Norris.

@Andymichie25

We followed the same route here :-)

@FourtE2

I got here from watching a guy reversing a truck!

@Aanthanur

We are both wrong. Chuck Norris wouldn't need a truck to carry 30 odd tonnes of trees in the first place, he would use a rucksack ;-)

@mitylan

Strangely enough my mate is 6,6ft and whilst he can drive my mk2 Golf no problem his legs smack off the lower dash in my Discovery! I see your point though as a big guy does look a bit daft in a Golf.

@Cypressmyst

Stop being a total cock you tree hugging, sandal wearing, bead loving, idealistic, naive hippy.

And please reply as I will get great pleasure from mocking you further xx

God hates Rappers, Tupac dead, Biggie dead, Vanilla Ice...... still alive

A one-legged hunchbacked dwarf driving a Lada could pull any of them!

I will sell my worldly goods for 400k. For your money you will receive..... 1 Golf GTI, 1 Yamaha guitar, 2 flea bitten cats and my false leg. Start bidding anytime soon folks.

I have a maximum limit of three dead animals per room, anymore than that and I just have to clean up.

Chuck Norris has a Transit just like this

I love the way the posh sounding guy says Munroo! Classic! Top work though!

"I was setting up my new computer and as I was plugging in the monitor I got a nasty shock as I reached round the back and stuck it in the wrong hole"

"Fuck it's her gingerbread pimp, and he's got a blade"