In the late 19th century, a young peasant boy named Adam Josephine Wootton roamed the streets of North East England searching for oddly shaped apples to sell to tourists. On his travels he stopped off at the local pub for a quick nosh and a bitchpop, when he accidentally stood on the pancreas of a native gypsy. As the fellow yelped in pain, Adam bellowed 'Hello there gypsy scum, what be your name?' The native replied by yelling 'The name be Konrad Swavdfdggrfh2233 Leader. I am a young blacksmith with an allergic reaction to peppers and a GCSE in forensic science'. The two became best of friends (but not in a gay way), and united as one to go on a quest to fight the forces of evil, as well as continuing to collect strange fruit in hope that one day they could open their own museum. These videos are what was filmed on their adventures.