NOW I'M INSIDE YOUR FUCKING HEAD

To you I am sure I am the devil personified:

I am American.
I am free speech.
I am intelligent.
I am funny.
I am successful.
I own my business.
I own real estate.
I own stocks.
I fight lawyers in court pro se and win.
I understand economics.
I am fully vesting in my thinking.
I understand psychology.
I understand sociology.
I am conservative.
I love Christ.
I respect women.
I love women sexually.
I protect women from harm.
I protect my family from harm.
I drink. I smoke cigars. I gamble.
I am athletic. I am handsome.
I am white. I live in a large house.
I have educated children. I watch sports.
I party. I read. I study.
I have one smoking hot wife of 20 years.
I swim. I ski. I bike. I run. I golf.
I surf. I travel.

I comment on the absurd.

I invite your prattle. I am your worst nightmare. I am what you despise.

I understand that YOU ARE A FUCK UP, and that is why you are looking at my profile.

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