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The only thing you need to know about me is - I'm boring, pretty lame and can rant for hours.
I have a total one-track mind, which other people find annoying to the point where having your legs torn off by a rabid mink would be preferable to listening to me.
My latest obssession is the Mighty Boosh. I spend all my time thinking about it, replaying episodes in my head, quoting it and of course drooling over Noel Fielding.
I loathe the filth that some people dare to label as music. Yes I'm talking about you, various Disney "singers" with no scrap of talent. I used to say "Noel Fielding has more talent in his little finger than the Disney bleepers do in their entire bodies"... but now I've come to my senses and realised that to use Noel and someone like Miley Cyrus in the same sentence is a sin against nature.
I told you - I'm boring and I'm technically a lameoid coz I hang out with a lamewad but I'm still more awesome than Steph. ZING!

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