"After you atheists die you'll going to scream like a little whore for mercy while God laughs you to scorn. You'll be begging to join my "silly little cult" then but it will be too late for you!"
MrLJblood 3 hours ago

"I hear it is the Return of the ancient Greek Space gods...as prophesied. Spectacular display of geometric cosmic consciousness and power, warping earthly atmosphere space. Certainly makes the pleiadians and zeta look rather puny, doesn't it? Impressive."
SuperSwanDive 1 day ago

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing"

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."

"I want to pick up a martial art.
but here is the catch: I don't want to be a faggot.
what can /k/ recommended to me?"




hollisterbabe3600:
"fuck you negro
bitch yeah u delete me mother fucker fuck with me and ill hit you so hard u will turn white."


"@619stanley hey u feckin dirty cunt. go shove a big mac and the crap that nasa made up for dumbasses like you to believe up your wide greatly used asshole . u fucking dirty cracker and be on ur way. grown ass man get a fucking life ugly fat youtube nerd bastard. prolly got no wife no job n if u do a shitty one..just sit ur ass on youtube and try to go off at people but in real life ur a pussy who hides behind ur comp all day jaggin off to ur cartoons. u sick dumb piece of shit. god bless you"

"ashleigh brown,you dont need to do news,i say with all the red blooded males,your to hot for that,if i turned up home an showed mum that you were my girl freind shes die,your to die for,your soooooo hot"
g3no11 23 hours ago

"You know there is a much bigger crisis going on right now so nobody cares about your fucking hair bitch"
MrUberEpicAwesome1 15 minutes ago

"@MattTechnical i dont understnad or freeken get a word u typt"
sheltonproduction100 1 month ago

"Hater are nothing they are jealous faggots who dont have corage to put them elfs on youtube."
Happydreamsarereal (1 day ago)

"Who gives a shit about 4,000 soldiers dying in Iraq and Afghanistan every month or so if Lady gaga wore a fucking dress made out of meat or Suckin Beaver cut his hair. the media makes unimportant shit the news and pushes the casualties of war to the last 10 seconds."
seamac206 1 week ago

"My ex was a loli. I - naturally - met her on-line, she was very paranoid and only after it was too late she was willing to tell me that she was a girl, actually lived extremely close, her name, oh, and also that she was twelve. =P I was seventeen at that time and she was really afraid that I would mind.
What disturbed her more is that I began to see her in some sorts of a little sister though..
after that I got some-what involved with my actual sister."
10-06-08, 1:03 PM nihlniisadxhai

"Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
siamesesem 2 years ago

"@godlyweirdo ur a fucking idiot. it is a GAME! quick-scoping is fun. u want realizableness. join the military"
nacrace38 9 hours ago

"how many ppl clicked this vid cause theys aw clow boobs"
thenjking25 4 months ago

"I like to have a carrot shoved up my pooper and be called "Rudolf" while I lick the lubricant off a Magnum condom that has been tied in 2-3 knots. Once the condom is dry, I spit the lubricant in her nose and I don't allow her to breath until it's in her tummy. I then become ecstatic and go beat off in a jar of Peter Pan Peanut Butter, which I subsequently use to make my elderly parents lunch for the next day. And let me tell you, once I see the delight on their face from eating it, HARD ON!!"
MonticoreVonKush 1 week ago

"he must have been pirate horny to diddle that skittle"
MrTydrag 2 months ago


"06-18-2011 shika
Nice loli avatar

Stay classy, Hysteria!

06-19-2011 Hysteria98
I hate you so much"

"I think all three on the panel showed great restraint from telling mos def what a complete fucking moron he is."
Kataanmonster 1 week ago

"that badgers a pussy i was walkin down a dirt road from school and one 2 times bigger than him jumped outa a ditch and chased me to my front door so i got a big bucket and climbed out onto my poarch and got the bucket on him and now i have hima a pet for 3 years better than a dog in 1 way"

"Tell her she's very beautiful

And she will .org

No need for penistration"
RyeBai 3 weeks ago

"No one can give you an ACTUAL education in 500 characters"
AxeVEVO 1 day ago

"@mrkwonsony
God bless you!! YES. You are absolutely right! I think it should be completely legal to have sex with young kids if they consent."
HigherThanEarth 15 hours ago