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Live from Silicon Valley
Thu Feb 23
As Mark Twain said, if you want to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh when you do it, or else th...
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Live from Silicon Valley
Thu Feb 23
As Mark Twain said, if you want to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh when you do it, or else they'll kill you.
Bill Maher likes to start it up by critiquing people's relationship with their Invisible Pal. He correctly and courageously pins a lot of America's backwardness on those millions who would prefer to contemplate a perfect non-existent world to a real world that needs plenty of fixing.
Maher was host of TV's Pollitically Incorrect until it was shanghaied, likely because he did the non-cognitive-dissonant thing and said the 9/11 terrorists were brave men (which they were, in addition to being sociopathic religious fanatics). At times, Maher is the measured, gentlemanly "but seriously folks" sideman to Jon Stewart's rebelliousness: capable of taking a blimp-launching nutter like Ron Paul and polishing him up to the point where Ron Paul.com feels like officially linking to the I-view. But that's the point: every night, and every time Maher opens his mouth, he makes someone mad.
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Dyme Def - Letitbe
Space Music (2007)
© Soul Gorrilla Monopoly (SGM) 2007
Remember if you like the album buy it!
When I find myself in times of trouble...
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Dyme Def - Letitbe
Space Music (2007)
© Soul Gorrilla Monopoly (SGM) 2007
Remember if you like the album buy it!
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be)
A victim of the man
That substitutes his mouth for his hands
So when he talks, you hear a blam, damn
See, my father figure left
My mom should be the father figure
And he'll leave with some bottle of liquor
But my mom never stopped the nigga
Until he'll pop for a quickie
Then she'll call for the cops to get him
And I'm like 1, 2, 1, 2, is this mic on?
'Cause y'all ain't feeling the song
What I'm feeling is wrong
And Dad, you ain't feeling the wrong
A young man's aging and you still ain't called
I'm so stressed I really need a plaque
And I cherish my mom, and it's nice to you, Black
I'm sorry, D-Black, you might have lost your mom
But you gained a family in return and you learn
You can always let it be, but you never let it burn
I'm just hoping it won't be my turn
So let it go like,
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2
And when I get to 3
I'ma let it all go and let it be (be) (x2)
Three
See, now on a different note, she's singing
But I'm hearing different notes with every different quote
I'm tryin' tell her I love her but she don't listen
And when I try to spend time, she ends up missing
The only thing that's stopping me from cheating
Is the only thing that's stopping her from leaving (love)
But I don't know if that's there anymore
'Cause I find myself staring at whores
And she finds herself closer to doors
So how can that work?
But this isn't even the song
This is just for you to hear what's wrong
That's what I'm telling my mom
But she knew all along (why can't we all get along?)
Stuck on a "He said, she said, I said, you said"
I'm so confused I think I didn't say it
Got a tight grip but I might slip
It's funny how life hits
'Cause Cupid might miss
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2
And when I get to 3
I'ma let it all go and let it be, be (x2)
(Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be)
I'm at a point in my life
That the main issue is trying to have a joint in my life
They point at my life and laugh
See, I got two jobs and I'm still broke
See, I got bad asthma and I still smoke
The doctor tellin' me that my breathing's getting worse
And soon I won't be able to spit a verse, now I'm feeling cursed
No turning to my dad 'cause he's too far to look for
So instead I look forward, but I don't look forward to seeing him
At nights I still have bad dreams of being him
People say, "You look just like your dad
You got his laugh, you got his walk, you got his talk."
But I don't got his heart
No, I'm much stronger
My armor is tough for Hussein to drop a bomb on it
The enemy is really myself
The enemy is really what made me help somebody out
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2
And when I get to 3
I'ma let it all go and let it be, be
Three
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is the Epic Rap Battles of History, Season 2.
What up, EpicLLOYD here as well.
We're excited about the second season and the new ERB channel.
We also have a 2nd channel just for behind the scenes, and a new website with a voting system coming soon.
As always, these videos could not be possible without you, your suggestions, and the help of a lot of people:
Written by Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, MC Mr Napkins
Beat by Dizzy
Directed by Dave McCary
Edited by Dave McCary and Andrew Sherman
Background Design and Compositing by Sean Barrett
CAST
Wright Bros: Rhett and Link
http://youtube.com/RhettandLink
(these guys have been huge inspirations for us, check them out and please tell them nicepeter says hi)
Mario: EpicLLOYD http://youtube.com/epiclloyd
Facebook.com/epiclloyd
Luigi: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeter
Facebook.com/nicepeter
Princess PEACH! special guest: Ceciley
http://youtube.com/Ceciley
Beat Produced by Dizzy
Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano
CREW
Producer and Assistant Director: Gabe Michael
Assistant Editor: Josh Sasson
Red Camera Operator: Sam Haskell
Lighting: Arthur Hong
Edited by Dave McCary and Andrew Sherman
Background Design by Sean Barrett
Assistant Editor: Marc Chester
http://www.youtube.com/thatssomarc
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://youtube.com/jonnamean
Music Supervisor: King Dick Supreme aka Dante Cimadamore
http://www.youtube.com/givememotion
Art and Costumes by: Mary Gutfleisch
http://youtube.com/marydoodles
and Natalia Fedner
http://www.youtube.com/nataliafedner
Makeup, Hair, Tans and Some Nose: Ashlyn Melancon
Playback: Dante Cimadamore aka King Dick Supreme
http://www.youtube.com/givememotion
Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Los Angeles, CA.
Production Coordinator: Atul Singh
Script Supervisor and Production Assistant: Chris Miller
Production Assistants: Jose Mendoza, Arthur Hong and Russell Ford
Thanks again and see you soon,
- nice peter & epiclloyd
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