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Tobacco is nature's way of getting rid of idiots

What's this got to do with lung cancer?

Which is more likely - a rock or a Martian shed? If its a shed,its not been built very well - It's not squared off properly.

Seriously though, some of these show why it is dangerous to show a yellow light before the green. Then you have cars in both directions trying to run the yellow.

In my country red goes directly to green. After all, what's the point of warning idiots that the lights are about to change? It just e...

Could be left over from an episode of Mythbusters

My wife didn't believe me...then I found this! Thanks

Looked like he was just trying to cross the road to me. Still, I suppose that counts as a suicide mission in Moscow.

The guy who caused that was weaving through traffic at speed and got surprised when he changed lanes to found a stationary car showing hazard lights in front of him. No excuse for that sort of driving.

And then he just takes off!

What can be seen is impatience and excess speed for the conditions. What isn't visible, but is doubtless a significant cause of crashes like these, is vodka.

Isn't there any requirement to render assistance at the scene of an accident in Russia? Most of the witnesses just seem in a hurry to be s...

Thanks for the translation. I was going nuts trying to work this out. Blue helicopters, wizards, and chocolate icy poles! What a cute, crazy song :)

I saw these in 1997. They certainly had faded by the time of this video. Glad to hear they have been repainted.

A bit of a trip to get to. I spent the night in Tafraoute with some interesting Bedouin company. Fascinating place.

If the software sounds anything like this, forget it!

By the way, CelticKraut, its the US whose economy is on the way to becoming third world. And then the rest of us will have no need to talk to you!

Fucked Up on Alcohol

About the only time the pedestrian crossings are safe to use. Though the footpaths certainly aren't.

Why even bother painting pedestrian crossings? Its dangerous to delude people into thinking they are safe crossing places when there is no enforcement..

Hands in pockets.. he didn't even look!

Why did the Russian cross the road? Because the vodka was on the other side.

Agree, J3D000, both drivers contributed to this. Not to mention the vodka...

The only possible explanation for an accident like this is drunkenness

Its not complicated - they're called traffic lights. Though being Russia, I suppose it wouldn't make much difference.

What the hell was that about?? Had he been drinking??

Oh yes, I forgot, this IS Russia.

In (post) Soviet Russia vodka rule the road

Probably both drunk

Waste of paint. In Australia pedestrians have absolute right of way on a pedestrian crossing - there is no excuse if your car hits someone.

But this is typical of nations where the law is treated like a joke.

Hmm, in Australia I'm a keen cyclist, but living in Moscow for 3 years - I take the Metro. You'll be using a wheelchair to get to work if you keep this up too long.

How about an edit so we don't have to watch 3 minutes of grass passing underfoot?

The thing about the car wash jokes is not so much that they are in bad taste (which they are), but more that they are so utterly obvious that any person who can be bothered telling them is demonstrating not sparkling wit but rather a lack of imagination and the intelligence of a parrot.

This is a moulting cicada, not a hatching locust.

Glad you mentioned the response demographic. Explains how Die Hard made number 4 on a list of Christmas movies.

How can a ghost be caught on an infrared camera? They are dead and cold.

And why do many of these 'ghosts' only show up on camera? They been patiently waiting for cameras to be invented?

I live in Canberra, There are no ghosts reported at the War Memorial. This is just silly.

A white splotch on a...

What, so the ghost only appears on video? That's a pretty high tech ghost. What's so special about video that your 'ghost' appears on it but you didn't see her at the time? Anyone would think camcorders were invented specifically to record ghosts.

Myself, I'd love to see a ghost. As an atheist ...

That Turbo Lax is pretty impressive stuff

Not funny

As an Australian, I watch this Obama bashing with amusement.

The subprime mortgage crisis occurred in 2007, 7 years into Bush's Presidency. Long enough that he can't just blame Clinton. The subprime crisis helped trigger the global economic meltdown in 2008, also in Bush's Presidency. At the tim...

Too many drunks have drowned for this too be anything more than infantile idiocy

And they say the Loch Ness Monster is a myth. That's just what it looked like when I saw it...

That's not a bikini. Its a garbage bag with two leg holes.

Thin Americans. Fat anywhere else.