About this user
I Am... Pardon my language, but let the sons of god and man bear witness. For, I speak only the truth and never in my days have i spoken other than for my every utterance is a lie. I am the last remaining homo-correctus, am a god damn man of the future. I am 23 feet tall and my physical type cannot be explained by science. Power plants are filled with the sweat from my brow. I fart plutonium and when they plug me in the lights go out in Hong Kong. I am a traveling humping junkie. I am enlightened. I have achieved Nirvana. I am thicker, harder, meaner than Jehovah, for i speak forever in kindness of the softest clouds. I generate more light than the flames of hell. I am the awkward prophet, the glowing oddball the shy ranter. Forever knowing in total clarity and awareness, on the foundation of all wisdom, doubting.. and i like choo-choo trains and cows...
Age
23
Hometown
Around town
Country
Canada
Occupation
To achieve as much Slack as Slack can Slack in your Pipe n' Slack it!
Interests
UFO's, Raging Hoes, Masturblinding-Mind -Blows
