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not only would I go downtown on her, but I would stay awhile.

I watched this 5 times, the last 2 times I was not wearing pants.

watched this 5 times. the last 2 times I was not wearing pants.

Who is the fat chick in the middle anyway?

Great video. Thank you for posting and also for sending it to me.

Sometimes during sex I like having my balls spanked with a ping pong paddle.

she really isn't that hot at all. She has big teeth and her voice sounds like she smokes 2 packs a day.

Okay, we can all agree great voice and pretty girl. Now lets not miss out on commenting on the fabulous legs too. (wishing I was that fly at 1:43) haha, now seriously you are the total package Alex G.

Wow, I wasn't sure if you had the grit in your voice for this one. Instead, you sang it your own way. Great job, you definitely impress with your voice.

Another great song. I don't know if you tried out, but you should try out for American Idol or the X-Factor. As a matter of fact, you are beautiful, try for Maxx Factor too. They can always use another pretty face.

You have a great voice and can absolutely sing anything. I think better than the original. Taylor Swift sounds good with her songs, but her voice is not as powerful and she really can't sing other people's songs. No offense to her, but just saying how great your voice is.

Alex G. is a pure talent. Unlike a Britney Spears with a studio produced voice. Great Job Alex G.

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I went to the prom with Katy Perry and she was a total freak. We went back to my parents house after the prom to watch a movie. We started kissing and got carried away after my parents went to sleep. Then my mom woke up when she heard Katy screaming "stick it in my ass I wanna feel like a whore!"

Why do black people all want to collect welfare checks instead of getting a real job?

@MzJackson713 You are so right. This song gave me the shits too.

her sex tape is real. I just hope my mom isn't able to see my face if she ever watches it.

I still remember how Beyonce used to ride me like a rodeo bronco and screaming at me "say my name, bitch". I think this how she came up with Destiny Child's first hit song.

She is pregnant. Glad they stopped using the "money shot" birth control method.

When JayZ was asked why they didn't have kids before, he said hey and Beyonce were the only two black people in America who were not trying to beef up their welfare check by having more kids.

I asked JayZ how he kept from getting her pregnant all this time. He said Beyonce really enjoyed their form of birth control - the money shot.

I told JayZ she would get pregnant if he stopped using the money shot form of birth control.

I can't wait until they release the video showing how Beyonce got pregnant.

Good for JayZ and Beyonce. I can't wait for the release of the video showing how she got pregnant.

I remember her when we tried out together. She was actually late, because we did it doggy style in the bathroom. You can see what a mess her hair was. That was from me pulling it.

I would love to see her naked. I sure hope she doesn't have those huge pancake size nipples. That would be disappointing.

The toilets at the 7/11 were so disgusting that I had to shit in the sink.

The toilets at the 7/11 were so disgusting that I had to shit in the sink.

What happened to "No Child left behind?"

The toilets were so dirty at the 7/11 that I had to shit in the sink.

She looks awesome. I watched this videw 3 times. The last two I was not wearing pants.

I still can't believe she married JayZ. I still remember her performing at Madison Square Garden and then tiptoeing naked around my apartment the next morning gathering all her clothes.