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└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘i understand how scissors can beat paper and i get how a rock can beat scissors but there is no fuckin way paper can beat rock is paper suppose to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell cant paperdo this to scissors? screw scissors why cant paper do this to people? why arn't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why because paper cant beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh shit im sorry i thought paper would protect you, you asshole

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