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I got three words for Stephen A.:

Hack.

A.

Howard.

Andrew isn't as dominant as Dwight, but when healthy, his length and post game can close the gap. I'm not saying Andrew is BETTER than or even close to Dwight. But there IS room for comparison.

Stephen A. is gay for Dwight if he can't realize ...

Kemp speaks the truth here:

Heaving the ball into the hoop ain't a dunk.

Jumping over the front end of a Kia ain't shit, either. Half the NBA can do that. Blake even admitted to worrying about clipping the car due to lack of vertical afterward.

Blake's slap-ins are finesse compared to the powe...

Rings have shit to do with attitude. They're a sign of worth, not character. Until LeBron's character changes, he will always be seen as a brat, a sore loser, and a choker.

Ever wonder why KD doesn't get hate? Because he doesn't set his own bar too high and then NOT PRODUCE. LeBron spent that wh...

Seriously? Two comments rehashing the same point? Typing in leet? Are you 40 or fucking 14?

When have I EVER made a Kobe-Michael comparison? Or can you not fucking read? Ex-players FROM YOUR ERA are making these comparisons, not me. Are you calling the very players you're talking about stupid an...

That would make the show too awesome, and would ultimately force Cartoon Network to take it off the air because kids think Ash is the staple character for the franchise.

Ex-squeeze who? The Pacers were trailing Philly in the East when I typed that up, shit head.

By the way, the West is more competitive, evidenced by Chicago and Miami not even having double-digits in the loss column yet. So suck it.

When the hell did I EVER say anything remotely related to that?

I seriously doubt that. She's not a lesbian, so she's not fucking angry dikes like you.

Shit makes me wanna play some 2K.

Page = a spoiled fucking brat who pouts and tries to make you feel like shit for telling her "NO"

Fuck her.

Walter: It must be protecting something. Like the way out, most likely.

It's a fucking hole in the ground covered by a pink force field. What horror movie jackass thinks of the word "EXIT" when they see that?!

I see people asking why defenders sag off Wall at the top of the key.

It's either sag off his inconsistent jumper or get beat off the dribble. Personally, I'd sag off a little (two feet at most), but not as much as the kids in this video.

Nova had no idea the guy with the glasses was trying to put the moves on him. Guess he was too subtle, lol.

When you're running the Dribble Course drill, the best move is the stepback, not the half spin. Half spin blows.

Doing that, I got +14 on my Speed and +5 on my Quickness doing this with the autosave off.

That was like a Jeremy Lin pass.

Finally, Smoove makes a reference to that overrated slant-eyed fuck.

Skip's a moron.

Chicago's ready. If they're healthy, they definitely stand a chance to take down the Heat.

Miami may have a better bench than they had last season, but Chicago's still got the best second unit in the NBA.

And we all know Wade isn't exactly the most durable player in the league...

Someone tell Stephen A. to stay his ass at home if all he's gonna do is laugh every time Skip voices his opinion. I'm getting fucking sick of it. I don't care how retarded Skip Bayless sounds, laughing like a pedophile doesn't make you right.

The Thunder WILL make the Finals this year, and they ...

The mom just doesn't wanna admit her daughter's a whore.

The look on Sir Charles' face when he realized what he said. Priceless.

Crying ass Clipper fans acting like he got Bynum'd. Nah, bitches.

Mozgov clearly swings for the ball and Blake doesn't wanna get his shit sent back, so he makes his usual retard mistake of jumping too high with a shot blocker flying at him.

Blake's a pussy. Bill Laimbeer and the Bad Boys woulda...

1) Kobe Bryant

2) Dwyane Wade

3) Derrick Rose

4) Kevin Durant

5) LeBron James

If LeBron had the ability to take over games, we would have seen it by now. He's just not clutch enough to be top 3.

Kobe may be old, but at 33, he's proven this: Kobe Bryant and ONLY Kobe Bryant may be compared to Mi...

Roy's glass knees became SO obvious on this play, LOL!

All I can say is talent. Pure talent.

I had that problem with the Kings, initially; the team I ultimately settled with since they didn't have an actual Point Guard (Evans plays SG in My Player).

Once I started getting more minutes and discovering which shots my teammates liked taking and making, everything worked out fine.

Just mak...

"It's my fault LeBron traveled. It's my fault LeBron choked. It's my fault LeBron doesn't have a single ring. It's my fault LeBron bends over for D-Wade. It's my fault and I'm sorry."

I can definitely follow this series.

No complaints here.

Funny how Maylay tried to use this as a launching point for his rap career, and ultimately crashed and burned because of it.

Talk about a fall from grace.

If the Warriors had just made the right tweaks, they could have made the playoffs the next year as a higher seed (5-6). But nah, they blew up the roster and their chance of ever making the playoffs with it.

So did he get credit for a steal AND a block or just one?

The best way to sum up McGee: physically gifted, mentally retarded. Someone tell this guy that the idea is to throw the ball in the hole, not at the backboard.

Biggest failed poster ever.

R.I.P. James Jones.

Sefolosha should have tickled his palm or something. Just to take his mind off the shot and put it on whether or not he was gay for him.

If I was Thabo, I woulda been blowing Dirk kisses if it got him distracted enough to miss.

On Pro, EVERYONE swings at passes into the low block. It's a fucking sea of hands flailing at anything that goes airborne. There's a fine line between playing the passing lanes and just cheesing. Can't imagine what it'd be like on HoF.

When it comes to defense, 2K12 is BEYOND unrealistic. They'l...

"You gotta push him or fake it or something."

C'mon, Chuck. He's too good to be Dirk'in it up.