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About Me:
Beatles-fanatic. Great music in general. Love The Simpsons. Also a film lover. Like to write songs and make demos. Love cold beer on a hot summer day. And girls of course! Love to laugh, love people who make me laugh. Love kids. Most of them anyway. Don´t believe in any organized religion. Hate them all equally! Don´t believe in destiny, karma, astrology, horoscopes, levitation, table tipping, psychics and mediums, cloudbusting, or f'''''g Feng shui! Marriage is not for me either. I never vote for anything or anyone. I´m a cynical romantic and I smoke. Drink also, not too heavily though, folks. I don´t do other drugs. Believe in evolution. Hate my username, DON´T BE FOOLED. It was a private joke (Trivial Pursuit humiliation). I´d love to do bungee and skydiving one day. Love flying. Would love to try Kingda Ka. I can´t really swim. Can´t really dance (c´mon, I´m white!). I´m good at arts (drawing, writing, yknow). Don´t believe Oswald pulled the trigger. Believe in UFOs. Believe in the death penalty. I´m pro-choice. Dont take myself TOO seriously, and dont expect anyone else to do so either. I´m very sarcastic at times, but in my experience not always very succesful at it. Got way too much time on my hands, at all times (I post comments on YouTube when I´m drunk. That´s how exciting my life is.). Love Salvador Dali, hate Van Gogh. (And Andy Warhol). Love Bob Ross! And Tex Avery! Love old BAD black and white movies. Love dogs! (Shit, what a girly thing to say) Love spicy (foreign) food! And junk food! Love bacon! Love finnish summer house sausage (makkara) with mustard! Love finnish sauna. I don´t gamble. Hate poker (and all card games. PROBABLY BECAUSE I ALWAYS FUCKING LOSE!). Fave moviestar Tom Hanks. Other faves Dreyfuss, Hoffman, Cage (even with his tendency to make shit way too often), Rob Morrow, Di Caprio, Gene Hackman, Tommy Lee Jones, Morgan Freeman, Nicholson, Martin Clunes, Peter Sellers, Holly Hunter, Peter Franzen, Pirkka-Pekka Petelius, Vesa Vierikko, Michael J Fox... Ideal woman Erin Koivisto. Scarlett Johansson also makes me weak. And Natalie Portman. And Kellie Pickler. And Lulu. And Kate Lawler. And Madeleine Stowe. And Milla Jovovich. And Alicia Silverstone. And Hayden Panettiere. And Alyson Hannigan! Fave food kebab. And "makkara"! Nice big juicy fat hamburgers as well, goddamn it ! No veggie crap for me, thanks. Fave drink Pepsi Max with ice, in case there´s no cold beer around! I hate TV-commercials, doorbells, noisy neighbors, selfish people, pretendious people, chronically late people, hypocrites, Facebook, ignorance, injustice, bigotry and racism, communism, fascism, religious wackos, thieves, the rent (and other bills), cooking, popcorn, olives, whiskey, tea, horses (they paralyzed Superman), flies!!, winter, snow, sleet, drunk drivers, basketball, cheek kissing (shaking hands should be enough), "romantic comedies" and other chick flicks, all that Jane Austen shit, weddings, dancing, tattooes on women, nose rings & tongue piercings, facelifts, collagen lips, unfunny sitcoms (there are plenty), "Most Haunted" (british TV show), "Destination: Truth" (the search for the nonexistent continues!), candid camera stuff, canned laughter + any pretendious laughing + meaningless small talk, excessive hugging, morning radio hosts hysterically unfunny on caffeine, drunk English tourists, very drunk women, seagulls, cross country skiing, Adam Sandler movies, Lars Von Trier. I also hate rap, hip hop, R&B, beatboxing, all that gangsta shit, opera, the Matrix movies, South Park, table tennis, pinball, F1 and other motorsports, golf, tennis, fox hunting (any sports hunting), Zoos, clothes on dogs (WTF is that!!!), telemarketers, Oprah, Dr Phil, Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake, J-Lo, Kanye West, Bono, Fox News and porn.
Interests:
Music, movies, standup comedy (as a fan), TV (The Simpsons, Real Time with Bill Maher, Northern Exposure, Madventures, America´s funniest home videos, Idol auditions, Flight of the Conchords, Mythbusters, Men Behaving Badly (british), The Office (british), Chop Shop, The Ultimate Fighter, The Contender, The Osbournes, Tabu, Studio Julmahuvi, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Oz, The Amazing Race, Fear Factor etc), writing, news and politics. Jack the Ripper-mystery. JFK assassination. Puzzles. Hockey. Demos.
Movies:
Badlands (Terrence Malick), Bitter Moon (Roman Polanski), Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese), Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs (Quentin Tarantino), Raising Arizona, Fargo (Coen Bros), Trainspotting (Danny Boyle), The Thing (John Carpenter), High Anxiety (Mel Brooks), Apocalypse Now (Francis Ford Coppola), Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid (Carl Reiner), JFK (Oliver Stone), Zelig, Annie Hall (Woody Allen), American Graffiti (George Lucas), One Flew Over the Cuckoo´s Nest (Milos Forman), Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark (Steven Spielberg), Tootsie (Sydney Pollack), Slap Shot (George Roy Hill), La Femme Nikita (Luc Besson), Blade Runner (Ridley Scott), The Goodbye Girl (Herbert Ross), The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes´ Smarter Brother (Gene Wilder), "10" (Blake Edwards), The Wild Bunch (Sam Peckinpah), A Clockwork Orange (Stanley Kubrick), First Blood (Ted Kotchef), This Is Spinal Tap (Rob Reiner)......I recommend: Wikileaks. Download Helper. RUSSELL PETERS - OUTSOURCED. - RED, WHITE and BROWN.JAMIE FOXX - I MIGHT NEED SECURITY.BILL MAHER - RELIGULOUS.GEORGE LOPEZ - WHY YOU CRYING?LOUIS C.K. - CHEWED UP. - SHAMELESS. - LIVE IN HOUSTON.WOODY ALLEN - STANDUP COMIC. RODNEY DANGERFIELD - NO RESPECT. ROBERT SCHIMMEL - UNPROTECTED.Standup by EDDIE MURPHY and RICHARD PRYOR of course. And Don Rickles. Kevin Nealon also! And Tom Papa! And Jimmy Carr! And Marc Maron!
Music:
The Beatles, Oasis, 60s, AC/DC (up to 84), soundtracks (John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Morricone, Schifrin, Vangelis, Barry, Elfman etc), Springsteen, Billy Joel, Queen, just about everything Ismo Alanko has done in his career... anything that almost equals superiority to us mortals (from Abba and classical stuff to old Metallica and Green Day).
Books:
Biographies. War books. Nicky Cruz - Run Baby Run. Piers Paul Read - Alive. Jim Garrison - On the Trail of the Assassins.
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