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Dude, a hippo is the most dangerous animal in Africa. A herd of hippos would slaughter every last croc in the mud hole if the crocs even looked at that hippo calf the wrong way. The crocs gotta respect the hippos for there two ton stature and 12 inch incisors! =)

@airsoftdiver97 And would you do the same to alcoholics and cigarette smokers?

LSD makes us see things that our stretched attention merely brushes over. LSD allows us to drift among the obvious, see it for all its beauty, and let it consume us with its imagination.

@TheCookiePrinscess She DYED her hair different colors. She didn't kill her hair, nor did her hair die from dying it. Hair is made from cells that have already DIED. Do you understand how to spell the word DYED now?

Check out the mall cop wanna-be clerk at the end. "All right, I'm gonna call it in." LOL!!!

@glitch010 I was a 15R in 1/227 several years ago and NEVER did they let us ride in the aircraft.

@JANXDPDX I think cynicism is far worse.

LOL!!!! LMFNBAO!!!!

Carp will eat anything. Bread, bobbers, AA batteries, tampons, you name it. And thier stupid too. =)

@kellyaolsen dot orgs are NOT a scientifically reliable source, as a whole. Properly reviewed and scrutinzed scientific journals should be the primary source of information, with regards to scientific issues. After that dot edu's should come next. Try Google Scholar or a local college library sci...

Dude, I hate to say it, but you are right! Stephen Hawking should have spent more time studying women. However, I think you are not as wise as you feel you are. The women you're discribing are club hoes. The ladies I spend time with shop at second hand stores, donate money to the community, and a...

Po-po-po-poker face, Po-po-bu-butt f#@k her face,

Po-po-po-poker face, Po-po-bu-butt fuck her face!

Twilight should be replaced with Legend.

Robin Roberts vs. Michelle Obama

Humans can not sense the universe exactly the same way that the other other lifeforms in the universe do. It has been observed that some animals on earth have evolved sense organs that humans do not poccess (ampulae of lorenzini, typanic membranes, etc). Perhaps, the answer to the operation of th...

Where is the jump ropes?

@b36one Bieber sucks!!!

Child Abuse. Mother needs to have that wax slather all over her scalp and have her stupid hair ripped out!!!

Starting at about minute six, things got kinda racist.

@xXTEHEPICONEXx Actually, it is a basking shark. However, it does share many similarities. It is also one of the largest of the Squalis and it's a filter feeder just like the whale shark. Fascinating animals. I wish humans would just leave sharks alone.

No matter how crappy the economy is, the stock exchange people ring the bell have shit eating smiles on thier pampered faces.

Two hundred years ago these girls would be married and be pregenant with thier second or third child. We have 200,000 years of men seeking the youngest and most physically appealing females. If men follow laws set forth by society, to protect the naive nature of thier minds, why is it sick to be ...

Death was my favorite band in high school. One of my biggest regrets in life was never going to see them live. I was floored when I found out Chuck died. RIP, my childhood hero.

I would go with the center most leader. It's small now, but it has good branching. Training a trunk straight on such a young Ficus won't be hard; use bonsai wire, or tapener the leader to a bamboo stake. You would do well not to prune more than 25-50% of the shoot system at once. During spring fl...

Ooo. Exciting. A bunch of people acting like a bunch of commercial-brain-washed retards buying a bunch of shit they didn't need.

The pepper spray served it's purpose! These students are not outside of the law! They were disturbing the peace and obstructing justice. The pepper spray got them to do what they should have done before, respect the authority of the police. To all the people that don't like to follow the directio...

That was piece of the plane.

Damn! The "Beeb" got himself a beard!

I was in 5th grade about 22 years ago, and remember acting this way with my first little girlfriends. We acted just the way these kids are acting. It is obvious that they are nervous and uncomfortable about having absolutely normal feelings. To all the people that think they're misbehaving, grow-...

Wow! HIs kid looks like him. I am impressed.

@FTMJuggaloxxx666 You hit the nail on the head with such precision!

I hate it when comedians make fun of science. All artists, with the expection of Leonardo Davinci (who was in fact the precursor to scientists), should not attempt jokes about science. Uneducated people watch this shit and get bad ideas; like science is flimsy and comical. The truth is craft of c...

Who f@@ckin' cares. Runnin' with the jungle was a f@%ckin' gay song any F'in way anyway! F!!! it, OK.?

LOL!!!

Preaching belongs in church. I agree with the laws that protect peoples right to not be threatened in public.

@matt24d1 One time, as I tried to pull a wheely going down a hill, I actually broke my arm, scrapped the upper portion of my lip off, sprained my ankle, and had the cranks land on the back of my head. Seven stiches, a cast, and a half pint of blood. I was eating apple sauce out of a straw for a f...

Jesus ween? I bet Walmart and the other big box stores won't even touch it!