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Great job Phil. Can't wait for the next ep. Keep it up.

It's kind of funny how Emma's "Friend" set her up for this, thinking that it would be good publicity or whatever, and it ends up showing her in an unflattering light.

Good call "Friend"

This reminds me of Dennis Miller Live, which used to air on HBO in the late 90's.

Back when he used to be funny.

Moe is their leader.

Best comment of the playthrough my friend. Kudos.

I think that lately Phil has been quite a bit more lighthearted in his playthroughs. Old DSP might have raged about the Subway death, "Instant Death! Nothing I could do! This is stupid! Stupid game!"

This DSP is much more fun to watch.

Use Google+.

They're trustworthy....

Right?

Fucking Donkey! Shut it Down!

Silent Hill. Your Silent Hill 2 playthrough was one of your best.

Thanks dcdice.

DSP Translator

Challenging = Stupidity

Kinda reminds me of GLaDOS.

Fantastic playthrough Phil. One of your best.

Thank you for doing this one. Giving this classic game the justice it deserves.

"Eddie, have you gone nuts?"

HAHAHAHA! I played this game with a bunch of friends over Thanksgiving Break back in 2001. We stayed up late every night drinking and playing and this line had us laughing our asses off. Because, yeah, that's what you ask the clearly crazy fucking guy with the ha...

I agree. He almost did with Catherine if I recall. We could hear him slam it down after an epic rage. Shortly thereafter he changed the difficulty level.

Oh Dear Lord. On his Twitter feed he announced he's going to be playing Silent Hill 2. For the love of all that is good, please let him choose the Easy Puzzle Difficulty.

Actually, knowing him, it won't make a lick of difference.

I guess I'm asshole then for figuring it out.

Anyone remember the bookstore puzzle from Silent Hill 3? On the Hard Difficulty setting for puzzles?

(The Shakespeare one.) Holy shit. That is the hardest puzzle in video game history.

I wonder what he would have seen through that telescope thing. I don't think money is finite in this but I could be wrong.

Mordin reminds me of Abed from Community.

The Shield.

I'll always think of the end of Season 5 episode 10, "Of Mice and Lem"

Curtis Lemansky was the soul of the Strike Team.

Next time I have to dodge satellite fire I'm listening to this.

This reminds me of that Buffy episode where she's in the institution and the doctor is telling her that the whole thing, Sunnydale and the vampires, are all in her head.

Fuck you Mercer. Veronica Mars got you.

Cute couple.

I hate it when Phil laughs so hard at his own jokes, thinking that he's funnier than he actually is. Usually he is funny, but sometimes it seems so forced.

God I love DSP. He could make it kinda easier, but he chooses the path of neck breaking every fucker he comes across. Fuckin-A.

(Sigh) I wish John Rambo were doing this playthrough. He would be even handed. He would be appreciative. And he would be patient.

I wonder if Phil ever feels bad about displaying, on a permanent record, how he ignores things that were clearly stated, and then later complaining about how they were never clearly stated.

It's like watching someone view The Godfather, and bitching about how it doesn't explain everything. And also...not enough action.

If Phil ever did a play through of The Legend Of Zelda for the NES, he'd bypass the cave on the first screen, wander around Hyrule, and then bitch about how the game wasn't telling him how to kill Moblins and shit. "Come On!!! It's nonsense!!! The game is cheating!!! It doesn't tell me what t...

Needs more John Rambo with the pipe and robe and shit. Like a Hugh Hefner type dude/ mysterious benefactor guy with government connections and what not. Like Q from James Bond.

DSP: "Fuck the IRS."

DSP Tries It : Severe Audit.

The Lincoln Witch Project. Evil Lincoln's ghost grabs OJ first. Instead of teeth, DSP and Rambo find a bloody hat, gloves, a pony tail, and some weird candles and shit. Rather than search for OJ, they just shrug, say "Oh well." and then head back home.

We should remember this video for DSP's funniest moments of 2012. Crossing the street and describing OJ.... Priceless.

Veronica Mars Forever.

We all rag on Phil a lot about a whole bunch of shit... But that was some nice puzzle solving. Got to hand it to ya Phil.

At The Movies with DSP! The Hateful Truth!

Citizen Kane! Yes! I'd love it if DSP reviewed movies. Hateful Truth style. He does a good entertaining 25 minutes on video games that take him several days to play. Why not review random movies with his own unique take on it. Old movies. New mo...

A game designed to be played by ten year old boys and girls around the world.

A professional Video Game player is stymied by the game.

Priceless. DSP, you have outdone yourself.

Sometimes I wonder about you DSP. I listen to your commentary on your playthroughs and I think to myrself, "Does this guy even like video games? Doesn't he like a challenge?"

Then I remember that you only play games so that you can beat them as quick as possible. Because you've got to get t...

You call always tell when DSP is getting sick of a game. Case in point this. Skipping ingredients and stuff. Not caring about searching. It's the best thing and also the worst thing about his style of play. He uploads fast. But he plays fast. Sometimes too fast. It's like he feels like he...

Anyone else click on a new part of a DSP playthrough, see an inordinate amount of dislikes, and think to themselves, "Dear God, what does he manage to fuck up this time?"

Webster's definition: "What a moron"

(N) Noun: DSP.

Anyone else open a new part of a DSP playthrough, see a shit load of Dislikes that have already accumulated, and kind of brace yourself for the whiny whine fest?

You wrote exactly what I was thinking.

It's like he doesn't understand that his playthroughs are supposed to be entertaining. I had to stop watching his Assassins Creed Brotherhood playthrough for the same reason. I suspect he would have at least twice as many views if he weren't so whiny.