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Nude Cannibal Shot Dead After Eating Man's Face
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Oxford Wants Your Yeti Poop
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Earth's Rancid Methane Farts Will Choke Us All
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High Fructose Corn Syrup Makes You Stupid
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Quadriplegic Tests Mind Controlled Robotic Arm
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Virus Powered Gadgets Are on the Way!
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World's Oldest Cave Art is Some Sort of Vagina, Apparently
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Invasive Snakes Treated to Parachuting Tylenol Mice in Guam
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Child Porn Suspect Uses Samurai Sword to Slay Computer
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Florida Teacher Employs 'Cone of Shame' as Disciplinary Tactic
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TSA Finds Gun in Stuffed Animal, Is Totally Fine With It
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The Travolta Handjob Lawsuit is Patently Insane
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Woman Finds Cocaine Stuffed in Tampon Applicators
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'Meat Glue' is the New 'Pink Slime"
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Toxic Dogs Are Gassing Local Vets
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Tiny Meth Lab Explodes in Man's Pants
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China Says: Eat Your Worm-Sheep
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AT&T's Bone Vibrator Will Unlock Your Door
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Kids Are Getting Drunk on Hand Sanitizer This Week
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Malicious Nitwits Booby Trap Utah Hiking Spot
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Science Finally Explains 'Brain Freeze'
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Science Grows Human Hair on Bald Mouse
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Horrid Feeding Tube Diet Seduces Pudgy Bridezillas
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Baboons Can Read?? Kinda.
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Bored Maniac Commits 10 Felonies in 9 Hours
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'Hangover Heaven' Bus Will Rescue You from Consequences
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Let's Cancel Easter
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Teen Girl Exorcist Gang in Arizona
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'Google Glasses' Will Augment Your Reality!
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IT Guy Busted for Peeing on Female Co-Workers' Office Furniture
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Is Alicia Silverstone-Style Pre-Chewing Dangerous?
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April Fool's Near-Miss Asteroid Was No Joke
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Face.com Will Thwart Teenage Alcoholics, Porn Addicts
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Meanwhile, in Florida: Pee Confusion, Facebook Emergencies, and a Holy Power Meter
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Most Extensive Face Transplant in History a Complete Success!
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Giant Gambian Pouch Rats Are Loose in the Florida Keys
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Google Patent Eavesdrops on Your Private Calls
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Meanwhile, in Florida: Bachelor Jeebus, Bottled Pee, and a Professional Drug Dealer
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Man Flies Using Homemade Bird Wings??
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Nokia Patents Magnetic Vibrating Tattoo
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Hitler's Hollywood Bunker Due for Demolition
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