About this user
Hi! I'm well, awesome! 8P
I am kind, stubborn, strange, generous, caring, and responsible (sometimes).
I LOVE to make people laugh and make milk come out their nostrils! :)
I also love to hang out, explore, write stories, and have fun!!!
I love wolves and I hate people who hunt wolves.
I would love to be a ninja or a pirate because I love to fight and I'm really peeved off because football is a 'boy's sport!'
95% of the teenage population would go into panic if Miley Cyrus would be standing off a ledge of a 10 story building. Put this on your channel if you would be the 5% standing there with a mega phone screaming Jump You Dumby! Jump!
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, ;When you're cold you turn BLUE, ;And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME! PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, Pikachu I choose you!!!
*** SAY NO TO BETA CHANNELS!!! ***
Paste this on your channel if you agree.
Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if i left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live with me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock in pain and the boy runs after her and says......
♥The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
♥The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
♥The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
♥The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
♥The reason I choose my life is because you ARE in my life.
One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket and passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Rembering the note, he pulled it out and read it. It said, 'With out your love, I would die.'
H.O.W.L= Help Our Wolves Live
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What ever you do, DON'T PICK UP RABID BATS!
I learned that the hard way.........
Age
17
Hometown
La La Land
Country
United States
Occupation
I am occupied by the computer(duh) :)
Companies
None:)
Schools
The School of EVIL!!!! MWA HA HA HA!
Interests
Not dying
